Getting Ass with Google Glass – James Deen and Andy San Dimas “Sync Up”


A while back I wrote an article laying out my predictions for Google Glass. I talked about social etiquette, I talked about dating, and I predicted – not so originally – Google’s bright (or maybe dark?) future of bedroom style videos, if you catch my drift.

Well, today the gods have smiled on all of us, and the culmination of my hopes and dreams has come to be. Today we get to see a parody of Google Glass being used for a whole bunch of naughty things, as adult stars James Deen and Andy San Dimas take to the stage and show us what’s what.

No, Not James Dean… James Deen

Before we start, I’ve got a question: have any of you heard of James Deen before? I certainly haven’t, at least not the one we see in this video. It seems that unfortunately I’m just not up on the current adult film stars. If you put a gun to my head and asked me to name one, about the best I could do would be Ron Jeremy, and he’s been out of the business a good long while. Anyway, on with the show…

So, that was a thing. Is it wrong that I actually found some of those features quite awesome? Just think about it for a moment; you could have an app that suggests a new position every few minutes, complete with video and a soothing voice to explain the whole thing. I’m telling you, million dollar idea right there.


But no, honestly… people are totally going to do this. You know that, right Google? It’s going to happen, and I’m going to be first in line to watch it. I imagine it will be a little bit like something out of Dark Days, but less creepy and, you know… consensual. In time everyone will just get used to seeing Google Glass adorning the faces of their favorite adult stars, and that will be that.

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