Movies & TV

You know, I saw this trailer posted and thought to myself, man, what a stupid looking movie. After reluctantly watching the trailer, I’m actually pretty excited to go see it. I’ve had a real craving for science fiction films lately, and MS ONE Maximum Security fits the bill for that. Not only is this science fiction, it also stars Guy Pearce (of Memento fame) and Maggie Grace, the actress best known for her bratty character on Lost, but who will forever live in my heart as the “teenager” in Taken. And speaking of Taken, guess who co-wrote MS One? That’s right, Luc Besson. 

If Jason Bourne was just the tip of the iceberg, then I can see why everyone is so scared of Aaron Cross in this brand new Bourne Legacy trailer.

Unlike the previous trailer, we actually get to see a bit of meat in this one. There’s plenty of action, but there’s also a lot more

Roses are red… violets are blue… I’ve got a gun, and I’m going to kill you. ~ A poem by Richard Kuklinski

Back in September of last year I posted up a trailer for an upcoming movie called “The Iceman“. It’s based on the true story of Richard Kuklinski, the contract killer who took out over 100 targets between 1964 and 1986. He was aptly called The Iceman, since he… you know, iced a whole lot of people. I mean, 100 is a lot, right? 

When we saw the trailer for this…. masterpiece, we wondered, “how the hell did we miss this movie?” Bitch Slap came out in 2009, was shown on only 3 screens, and faded relatively quickly into obscurity; this may have something to do with why it never made our radar. We stumbled across this bizarre-yet-sexy grindhouse style flick when looking for scantily clad women online important bacon documents online. Usually exploitation movies are set in glorious bygone decades, but this movie is very much up to date, and manages to work a number of modern locales and references (please note that this still doesn’t improve nor clarify the movie in any way.) I wouldn’t go so far as to say it’s a good movie, but it’s hilariously great-bad in its own right. The plot vaguely rotates around diamonds in the desert and Kevin Sorbo and sex nuns and the circus and razor yo-yos and a lot of random sword fights and the world ending. If nothing else, put it on mute and enjoy the comically hot protagonists gratuitously digging holes, scissoring, splashing in the water, feeling each other up, and running through explosions in various states of undress. Video clips and image gallery after the jump.

Finally, it’s here! I heard about the leak of this Dark Knight Rises trailer days ago and was itching to post it up. Unfortunately, I just couldn’t find a copy that wasn’t completely unwatchable. That all changes today, though, and if you haven’t had a chance to see this yet, you’re in for a real treat. Crank up the volume, set the video to maximum resolution, and enjoy the show. The trailer does an excellent job of conveying the mood and happenings of Gotham City, and you may just

A few weeks ago I saw a status update from a friend who mentioned that he had just seen the most awesome movie ever called The Raid: Redemption. I had never heard of it, but given his high praise, I went and watched it last night. If you’ve ever wanted to see hours of absolutely nothing but straight up fighting and over-the-top violence, this is the movie for you.

What’s even more exciting is that Lee Hardcastle, the mastermind behind Claycat’s THE THING, created his own claymation version of