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Grooming ·

Top 10 Bronzers: Feel the Glow

Majority of us are not beach freak, or will many of us keep up that healthful sun-kissed gleam for longer than a couple of days after …

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Humor ·

The Real Man’s Life: Full of Huge Snakes, Sex Nazis, and Evil Gorillas

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WEASELS RIPPED HIS FLESH

A guy needs guidance to become the weasel-smashing, beer-swilling, tree-chopping, bacon-eating speciman (you see what I did there?) that all fellows aspire to be. Outside of reading Unfinished Man, we have some visual aides for you in your quest for lion wrestling supremacy. The fifties and sixties were a golden age of comically delineated gender roles, and frankly, we all have an innate desire to reflect some of that shiny, sexy perfection even if we don’t really agree with most of what was happening. One of the best things to come out of those bygone years were Manly Men Adventure magazines, and there were a lot of them, painted in bold strokes with sultry femmes and the pinnacles of manliness. So have your slippers laid out for you, put on your smoking jacket, and learn a thing or two about being a finished man from our collection of the best of the best of men’s publication covers.

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Relationships ·

The Silent Tantrum: 5 Ways She Tries To Get Under Your Skin

As a man, you can likely feel the bad vibes when a woman is upset with you; it’s not because she’s terrible at hiding it, but rather that she wants you to know. Men have pretty set ways of dealing with their anger or hurt, and they usually function like a light switch: flip it up, and they’re a raging angry yell-face; flip it down, and they bottle everything up inside until it gives them a tumor. Women, on the other hand, will usually talk or yell it out if it’s important enough, but when you’ve done something that’s just enough to upset her… all bets are off.  Often, because most men tremble at the thought of talking, women take ‘direct’ action with- ironically- passive aggressive behavior. While we’ve provided a lot of articles about improving yourself, it’s time to get some tips on how to stop letting women manipulate you. It may not be fair, but what it means is that with our help you’ll be able to keep an eye out for the signs of an impending storm, and you can head it off at the pass. By learning the techniques a woman might use to express her dissatisfaction with you, you can learn how to stop them, and hopefully pick up on whatever behavior you may need to change to avoid her needing them again. It’s a win all around.

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Movies & TV ·

Bitch Slap – Exploitation Film at its Most Confusing

woman grabbing another woman's breastsWhen we saw the trailer for this…. masterpiece, we wondered, “how the hell did we miss this movie?” Bitch Slap came out in 2009, was shown on only 3 screens, and faded relatively quickly into obscurity; this may have something to do with why it never made our radar. We stumbled across this bizarre-yet-sexy grindhouse style flick when looking for scantily clad women online important bacon documents online. Usually exploitation movies are set in glorious bygone decades, but this movie is very much up to date, and manages to work a number of modern locales and references (please note that this still doesn’t improve nor clarify the movie in any way.) I wouldn’t go so far as to say it’s a good movie, but it’s hilariously great-bad in its own right. The plot vaguely rotates around diamonds in the desert and Kevin Sorbo and sex nuns and the circus and razor yo-yos and a lot of random sword fights and the world ending. If nothing else, put it on mute and enjoy the comically hot protagonists gratuitously digging holes, scissoring, splashing in the water, feeling each other up, and running through explosions in various states of undress. Video clips and image gallery after the jump.

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Gaming ·

The Best Drinking Accessories: Beer Pong Edition

There’s only one thing that I love as much as answering your questions with amazingly radical advice, and that’s drinking. If you also enjoy drinking more than hockey, roughly the same as eating bacon, and slightly less than a gorgeous girl fixing a classic hot rod, we put this list together with care and attention just for you! You probably also love Beer Pong- drinking game of champions, and drunks who think they are champions because they somehow got their underpants over their heads. Around our house, we break out the UV reactive paint and play under the black light for the honor of a busted up equestrian trophy. As awesome as stumbling around in the dark is, trying to keep your shit together while everything glows like it’s radioactive, I couldn’t shake the feeling that there was something more out there… Choose something from this list and have an amazing weekend full of hazy memories, hilariously slurred show-tunes, and the possibility of an epic puke in the name of gaming glory.

Two hot girls playing beer pong with ice racks
N-ice Racks. Perfect name for a product, as far as I'm concerned.
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Relationships ·

Conquer the Friend Zone

Most guys have found themselves hurtling towards an attractive woman like a meteor through space, only to find that they’ve miscalculated their entry; suddenly, instead of …