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The Best Men’s Divorce Cakes

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Blowjob cake? Blowjob cake.

Considering 46% of marriages in the United States end in divorce, this whole divorce cake trend is one that’s probably only going to get more popular. If you haven’t yet seen a bride cake topper bludgeoning a groom to death, surrounded by a puddle of strawberry jam, you’re missing out. It seems strange to celebrate a divorce, but let’s get serious; delicious cake helps fix everything. Initially, it seemed like most cakes were centered around the woman murdering her useless husband, but these days, guys are starting to get their own tasty, tasty jabs in. While it’s a lamentable fact, let’s celebrate being single and unattached (or keep dreaming on, if you’re already hitched) by collecting the best of men’s divorce cakes.

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Don Cheadle is Asshole Captain Planet

I used to watch a lot of Captain Planet. I’m not actually sure why, as he had a mullet and made bad puns and hung out with a lot of ineffectual kids in his pajamas, but I guess the underlying message was a good one so it makes up for my poor judgement. When you compared Captain Planet to everything else that was going on- Ninja Turtles, Transformers, GI Joe, X-Men, Batman The Animated Series (my god did we ever have it good growing up)- it was a pretty wussy show all around. Captain Planet had the makings of a finished man, so don’t get me wrong, and environmental stewardship is super important, but dammit… overall, he just sucked. Luckily, Funny or Die has re-imagined Captain Planet as the hardcore envirogangsta he should have always been, with the help of the brilliant Don Cheadle. The power is yours, bitches.

Charlie Brooker’s 2012 Wipe – The Olympics, Presidential Race, and Beyond

It’s been an interesting year here on planet earth, with the Olympics having taken place in the rainy wasteland known as Great Britain, and the massive, monstrously expensive presidential race in the United States. Through good times and bad, Charlie Brooker – my favorite journalist of all time – covers every angle, but mostly the bad ones; he’s just so damn good at it! 

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Ferris Club – Ferris Bueller, You’re My Hero.

I never thought that someone would actually combine two of my favorite things, and have the end result be so awesome. Like with drinking too much beer, or eating too much ice-cream, sometimes there’s simply too much of a good thing. Not so with Ferris Club.

Ferris Club manages to create a perfect meld between the wacky (and often realistic) shenanigans of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, with the

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Movie Review: Scream 4

Scream-4-Movie-ReviewScream 4 took ten years to make and it was well worth the wait. The film brings back all the elements that made the series successful such as mixing horror, suspense and humor all into one.  Scream 4 also brings a fresh approach to the series such as adding new cast members, Emma Roberts and Hayden Panettiere, (who were both surprisingly excellent in the roles) and it addressed the new elements of technology. What makes the Scream series so successful and fun is their ability to poke fun at the genre and not take itself too seriously.Take a trip back to Woodsboro with Sidney (Neve Campbell), Dewey (David Arquette) and Gale (Courtney Cox) and of course Ghost Face– you won’t be disappointed.

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2012 Super Bowl XLVI Car Commercials

The Super Bowl is the biggest gaming event in the United States and a good number of people that watch the big game day aren’t even in it for the actual game but for the commercials. In 2011, 111 million viewers tuned in to watch the Super Bowl according to Nielson Co. With so many eyes on the screen, companies are willing to spend a ridiculous amount of money for 30 seconds of action.

Below is a collection of car commercials from the 2012 Super Bowl XLVI!

A Dream Car. For Real Life – Kia Optima

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A Touch of Cloth – Chasing Crossbo

I know that I’m in the minority here, but I have to say… I dislike just about every piece of British comedy. There’s something about it that – for me – is not only not funny, but actually bad-mood inducing. There’s but one person who’s an exception to this rule, and his name is Charlie Brooker.

Charlie may be the sole “funny person” (and I mean that in more ways than one) in Britain, and he’s the fellow who created this hilarious clip you’re about to watch. When he’s not creating dark and depressing shows like