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The Orvillecopter – Terrorize Everyone With a Flying Dead Cat

orvillecopter flying dead cat quadrotor bart jansen

Quadrotors have led to the creation of some pretty hilarious videos and some pretty excellent ideas. Like magical four winged fairies, they hover about performing all manner of tasks, delighting anyone who has a pulse… until now, when Dutch artist Bart Jansen created the Orvillecopter, by deciding to clothe his quadrotor in the skin of his dead cat. The whine of the motors are a terrifying mockery of the purrs and meows of a live animal, and Orville’s (named after Orville Wright, the aviator) glassy eyes stare transfixed at a horizon only he can see. Watch the Orvillecopter in action after the jump.

The Orvillecopter – Death From Above Now Has Claws and Whiskers

orvillecopter flying dead cat quadrotor bart jensenWhile most people’s immediate reaction when their beloved childhood pet perishes in a traffic motor vehicle incident is not to stuff and mechanize it, I applaud this man’s misguided attempt at keeping the memory of poor Orville alive by creating a whirring, clicking, swooping monster. In the future, this may open the door to hundreds of stuffed Fluffys and Fidos, fetching the paper in death just as they shredded it to pieces on the front porch in life. Truthfully, while the Orvillecopter is hovering about European museums and touring art exhibits, I think the most useful and completely hilarious usage of the catacopter is in the video below: scaring the bejesus out of animals and people by diving at their faces. Really, how absolutely glee filled would you be if you could spend eternity with your beloved pet, chasing elderly women through the park and screeching out of dark corners at unsuspecting children? Look, I realize that I find this and many other inappropriate things funny in a horrible way. You’ll get used to it. It’s the wonderful, absolutely nonsensical things like these that make the Internet such a great/awful place.

orvillecopter flying dead cat quadrotor bart jansenorvillecopter flying dead cat quadrotor bart jansenorvillecopter flying dead cat quadrotor bart jansenorvillecopter flying dead cat quadrotor bart jensenorvillecopter flying dead cat quadrotor bart jansenBart Jansen’s other work is… different, but if you’re interested in seeing it, or more Orvillecopter information, you can check it out at his site (you’ll need to translate, though.) While this might seem bizarre and morbid, just remember that Orville Wright will live on, his whiskers in the wind as he roams the open air. It’s enough to melt the most stolid PETA activist’s heart… or stop it, when the Orvillecopter swoops in for the kill.

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Marty 2012/06/06

WHY

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Thor 2012/06/06

For SCIENCE!!!

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Faisal 2012/06/07

WHY NOT?

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Raissa 2012/06/08

This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. It really disgusts me. Nobody would ever think to do this with a human being, so why in gods name do it with an animal.

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Chad 2012/06/08

I don’t know, seems like the concept would work well on a human. When my time is up, my friends and family can craft me into a majestic flying machine, guiding my body gently through the air, terrifying livestock and humans as my body wooshes around.

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alicia 2012/06/12

chad, please. do it.
honestly, this is one of the best things I have ever seen.

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Faisal 2012/06/13

You’ll have to wait a while, Chad’s still alive and kickin’ ;)

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Zach 2012/10/24

True, I can see the disgusting factor, but is a cat on a helicopter very far from a deer head on a wall?

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Mike 2012/12/10

This is fucking disgusting. Hope the guy fucking burns for it. Get some fucking therapy.

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Chad 2012/12/10

I’m buying you an entire fleet of these for Christmas.

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max 2012/12/31

that cruel and brutality, even to a dead cat!

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John Harris 2012/12/31

A Suger Glider would have been better

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Chad 2012/12/31

Yes, that would be amazing!

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