The Top Baby Names of 2009: Another Reason to Hate Twilight

The listing for the top baby names of 2009 was recently released by the United States Social Security Administration. Unsurprisingly, society has once again proven that it’s okay to subject children to a lifetime of mockery and ridicule by giving them names taken from a B grade vampire novel. The top names were… *drum roll*… Jacob and Isabella. I’ll let you figure out which gender they apply to.

In a shocking turn of events, the name “Cullen” ranked a pathetic 485th place, proving once and for all that werewolves are superior to sparkle vampires.

Other noteworthy names include Nevaeh (heaven spelled backwards) and Messiah, which ranked 663rd.




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Chad is the co-founder of Unfinished Man, a leading men's lifestyle site. He provides straightforward advice on fashion, tech, and relationships based on his own experiences and product tests. Chad's relaxed flair makes him the site's accessible expert for savvy young professionals seeking trustworthy recommendations on living well.

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