How To Slice Off Panties With a Great Sword

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Cold Steel has produced a great sword, but not just any great sword… they created an awesome two handed great sword. Don’t let the name fool you; unlike the people who buy this, there’s nothing awkward or clumsy about this great sword. Sure it’s big, and made to be carried over the shoulder on a scabbard, but it’s extremely well balanced, allowing the wielder to slice off twice the amount of panties with every swing.

If you’re a man with a passion for larping and sword play, this finely crafted weapon is for you. Live out your medevil fantasies and have the ladies lining up down the street to taste your cold steel.

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