How To Rap Like John Cena – The Rap Battle Master

I’ll be honest, I’ve never seen John Cena wrestle, and I’ve certainly never seen his award winning film The Marine, but he can definitely hold his own in a rap battle. Upon entering some sort of event, John in confronted by an angry gentleman who proceeds to attack John’s wrestling ability in the form of a rap. I think this guy has the right idea.

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Can you imagine for a moment that instead of forming mobs and protesting, that people take out their aggression through rap battles? The world would certainly be a more entertaining place, especially if said rap mob was comprised of trailer trash.




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