Relationships

Dear Gina, I’ve got a problem, and I think I need some advice. There’s this girl I love- we’ve tried dating but its never worked out. It was good but there were problems, and when I went back to NYC for the summer, she stayed in Buffalo where she’s from. The distance got to us, fights occurred a lot and we broke up. But we ended up talking, and almost trying to work out the problems; my stuff wasn’t the only thing keeping her from a relationship, life just handed her too many lemons. So we would kiss, hold hands in public, cuddle, no sex and it was ok, but there were still fights…Now we just decided maybe it won’t work. I don’t know what to do. Do I move on?

It’s hard to believe that there’s anything worse than being friend zoned by a woman you want to be with, but the sad reality is that there is an even worse state…and most men will experience it at least once in their lives. I was talking with one of the other unfinished men this week about being on the hook, and I decided it was time

When we were kids, we’d dress up for Halloween as monsters, ghosts, and various other characters from our favorite kids’ movies and TV shows.  As we grew older, Halloween costumes started to take on a whole new meaning, they became a lot more risqué; examples of those can be seen on our very popular “Men’s classiest Halloween Costumes” and “Sexy Star Wars Costumes for Women”.  As men, we’re more interested in what women look like in sexy costumes and therefore this post is dedicated to our female fans. Guys, if you get caught by your girlfriend looking at this post, just say you’re doing research on which costumes to get them.

Sexy Halloween Costumes For Women

You know, we talk about bacon a lot. Really; bacon is one of those magical man foods that makes everything taste and smell delicious and wonderful, but I have to wonder- in the case of Bacon Lube… are you that ashamed of your junk that you need the attractive prowess of the world’s wonder meat to improve your own? Bacon Lube started out as an April Fools joke, and thanks to all the men on the net with more hunger and chest hair than brains, it is now a real product. I honestly can’t decide if this is the crowning achievement of civilization or if it’s the most retarded thing a man could possibly slather on his nether regions (and in this day and age, that’s really saying something.)