A 16 bit adventure version of Game of Thrones

Game of Thrones – A 16bit Adventure Game

A 16 bit adventure version of Game of Thrones

It’s been a long time since I’ve had the pleasure of playing a 16bit adventure game, but this video rekindles all the fond memories I have of old Nintendo RPGs, such as The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. College Humor created the world of Westeros how they envisioned, in full 16bit glory, complete with midi music and, in the spirit of Game of Thrones, copious amounts of sex and… family love. If you’ve seen the show or read the Song of Ice and Fire novels, you know that Jamie Lannister has a real thing for his sister Cersai, and what better way to

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Celebrity Make Unders: Bringing Stars Down To Earth

In general we don’t post a lot of celebrity stuff, because most of the time, who gives even the slightest of craps? Since popular celebrities are rarely doing anything useful or beneficial (or the ones who are just aren’t considered cool enough to be tabloid fodder) we’re happy to let other bloggers keep you up to date on what drug addled starlets are wearing. However, sometimes it’s worth it to acknowledge their existence through humor- in this case, it’s hilarious celebrity make unders that will have you doing a double take, and then instantly feeling better about yourself. Mediocrity after the jump!

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Justin Giger Aliens – A Terrifyingly Hilarious Tumblr

Does Justin Bieber terrify you beyond all reason? If he doesn’t…why not?! If you’re having a hard time hating him even after the numerous callous displays of his monkey-abandoning, leopard-print-car-having, leather-sweatpants-wearing ways, then I have just the Tumblr to scare some goddamn sense into you. It’s called JustinGiger, and it is amazing. And terrifying. And hilarious. It will cultivate a proper appreciation for the terrors that lurk in the minds of men and the strength of our inexplicable attraction to people who have no business benefiting from it. But mostly, it will have you worried that Justin Giger Aliens come at night. Mostly.

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Star Wars LEGO Hoth Photostream by Avanaut

LegoHoth022I’m not really sure how I found this amazing Flikr photostream by Avanaut featuring LEGO Star Wars Hoth figures (well kinda know if you’ve been following UM lately) but this is the most amazing miniture photography I’ve ever seen. Avanaut, a Finish illustrator and designer, uses a mix of trick photography and in-camera adjustments to produce the most stunning and vivid shots.

MS ONE Maximum Security Trailer

MS ONE Maximum Security Trailer

You know, I saw this trailer posted and thought to myself, man, what a stupid looking movie. After reluctantly watching the trailer, I’m actually pretty excited to go see it. I’ve had a real craving for science fiction films lately, and MS ONE Maximum Security fits the bill for that. Not only is this science fiction, it also stars Guy Pearce (of Memento fame) and Maggie Grace, the actress best known for her bratty character on Lost, but who will forever live in my heart as the “teenager” in Taken. And speaking of Taken, guess who co-wrote MS One? That’s right, Luc Besson. 

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The Bourne Legacy – Trailer #2

If Jason Bourne was just the tip of the iceberg, then I can see why everyone is so scared of Aaron Cross in this brand new Bourne Legacy trailer.

Unlike the previous trailer, we actually get to see a bit of meat in this one. There’s plenty of action, but there’s also a lot more

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Retro Television – Game of Thrones and Beyond… 1995 Style

I don’t watch a whole lot of television, but I am quite passionate about the few shows that I do watch. After all, I only watch the best of the best, so might as well go the distance with them.

There’s a problem with this whole, thing. You see, I’ve been watching these shows with the knowledge that I’m seeing them first. No, not before anyone else exactly… but still immediately, the moment that they’re available. Unfortunately, as I learned a mere two hours ago, the whole lot of them, from Game of Thrones to Breaking Bad, were all actually launched in the early 90s on minor family television networks in the United States. Crazy, right? Read on…