old rotary phone

The “Magic” of Landline Phones

Being one of those “Millenial” Children, I’ve grown up with a certain level of technology. I had a computer at a young age, as well as a Nintendo and a couple of electronics kits my grandfather bought for me. One thing I do remember was the rotary telephone. Ancient and out of place, it was like staring back in time. Schools were segregated, people walked up hills both ways, and everyone hated calling anyone with a “0” in their number. Well imagine my chagrin when, in the

true men vulture attacks man

The Real Man’s Life: Full of Huge Snakes, Sex Nazis, and Evil Gorillas

Man's Life man smashes weasel
WEASELS RIPPED HIS FLESH

A guy needs guidance to become the weasel-smashing, beer-swilling, tree-chopping, bacon-eating speciman (you see what I did there?) that all fellows aspire to be. Outside of reading Unfinished Man, we have some visual aides for you in your quest for lion wrestling supremacy. The fifties and sixties were a golden age of comically delineated gender roles, and frankly, we all have an innate desire to reflect some of that shiny, sexy perfection even if we don’t really agree with most of what was happening. One of the best things to come out of those bygone years were Manly Men Adventure magazines, and there were a lot of them, painted in bold strokes with sultry femmes and the pinnacles of manliness. So have your slippers laid out for you, put on your smoking jacket, and learn a thing or two about being a finished man from our collection of the best of the best of men’s publication covers.

kids ski trip

The Joys of Winter – Floridian Ski Trip Planning

The other day I had a very interesting encounter in a local thrift store. You see I was looking for a jacket to complete a cheap costume for a party when I was approached by a young woman. She wanted to know if I had ever been skiing, and if I could recognize some ski boots. Now being a southern gentleman, born and raised, I immediately recognized the water ski boots, but also recognized a deep desire in my life. The desire to not only move at high speed, but to also be

Justin Bieber On My Mind – A Photo Tribute to JB

Justin Bieber Squirting Water

A few months ago I heard the name Justin Bieber for the very first time, I wasn’t sure who it was and didn’t really care that much.  The next few weeks, it seemed every damn place I went to, I had to hear, see or read his name.  Pretty much every website, TV channel and magazine was covered with this “God’s gift to mankind”.

Justin Bieber Is A Girl
Exhibit B

So like any modern-age internet geek, I paid a visit to our good friend “The Google” and typed in his name to see what this mythical creature Justin Bieber looks like.  I was shocked to find that Justin Bieber was a 10 year old girl!!! (see exhibit B).  I learned at an early age that Justin is a boy’s name, so I continued my research and finally was convinced that he was indeed a boy and a 16 year old one at that.  Needless to say, after my extensive research (a whole 10 minutes of it); I came to realize that this “boy” didn’t have any talent and has a very punch-able face.

man pulling woman by foot on divorce cake

The Best Men’s Divorce Cakes

cake with woman going down on man in hot tub
Blowjob cake? Blowjob cake.

Considering 46% of marriages in the United States end in divorce, this whole divorce cake trend is one that’s probably only going to get more popular. If you haven’t yet seen a bride cake topper bludgeoning a groom to death, surrounded by a puddle of strawberry jam, you’re missing out. It seems strange to celebrate a divorce, but let’s get serious; delicious cake helps fix everything. Initially, it seemed like most cakes were centered around the woman murdering her useless husband, but these days, guys are starting to get their own tasty, tasty jabs in. While it’s a lamentable fact, let’s celebrate being single and unattached (or keep dreaming on, if you’re already hitched) by collecting the best of men’s divorce cakes.