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The Dark Knight Rises – “Bane Outtakes” Video

A few months ago, Christopher Nolan released what I believed would be the epic conclusion to his incredible Batman trilogy. Batman Begins and The Dark Knight were both fantastic, and given the massive budget and Nolan’s writing chops, I expected nothing less from The Dark Knight Rises. So as I sat and watched the movie, becoming ever saddened as the film progressed, I realized that something had gone wrong.

Much like your favorite restaurant that had one off day and made you a terrible meal, The Dark Knight Rises simply failed to satisfy. Perhaps I’m in the minority here, but watching hours worth of a

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A Series of Catastrophic Cat Books – The Top 5 Terrible Cat Books

Until recently, I had no idea that the fantasy genre was so littered with anthropomorphic novels featuring telepathic cats who have sex with Lesbians. This illusion was shattered as I walked through the science fiction and fantasy section of my local bookstore. One book became the catalyst on my quest to find the very worst novels that the cat fantasy genre has to offer.

It’s really quite amazing what people are not only willing, but thrilled to write about. As you’re about to see in a moment, the results can be

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What A Bollywood Song Sounds Like To A Westerner

Bollywood-DanceI have always wondered what they talk about in Indian songs; there are songs with subtitles but most of the time they don’t really make sense.  None of the subtitles have been as awesome as what you’re about to see below, the song is not translated but rather a humorous take on what the (Tamil) words sound like in English.  I’ve heard this video has been around for a while, this is the first time I’ve seen it and find it extremely entertaining!

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Don Cheadle is Asshole Captain Planet

I used to watch a lot of Captain Planet. I’m not actually sure why, as he had a mullet and made bad puns and hung out with a lot of ineffectual kids in his pajamas, but I guess the underlying message was a good one so it makes up for my poor judgement. When you compared Captain Planet to everything else that was going on- Ninja Turtles, Transformers, GI Joe, X-Men, Batman The Animated Series (my god did we ever have it good growing up)- it was a pretty wussy show all around. Captain Planet had the makings of a finished man, so don’t get me wrong, and environmental stewardship is super important, but dammit… overall, he just sucked. Luckily, Funny or Die has re-imagined Captain Planet as the hardcore envirogangsta he should have always been, with the help of the brilliant Don Cheadle. The power is yours, bitches.

Charlie Brooker’s 2012 Wipe – The Olympics, Presidential Race, and Beyond

It’s been an interesting year here on planet earth, with the Olympics having taken place in the rainy wasteland known as Great Britain, and the massive, monstrously expensive presidential race in the United States. Through good times and bad, Charlie Brooker – my favorite journalist of all time – covers every angle, but mostly the bad ones; he’s just so damn good at it! 

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Awesome Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

Here’s a ten minute video of famous movie quotes from one of the manliest men alive, Arnold Schwarzenegger; also known as the Governator, the Terminator, the …

Snuggie Sutra: The Best of Both Worlds

You may have heard of a terrible reinvention of the blanket- it’s called the Snuggie, and lazy, couch ridden slobs everywhere love it. Have you ever wanted to be able to have sex without leaving the comfort of your ratty Green Bay Packers fleece? No problem- check out the Snuggie Sutra and enjoy the best a piece of fabric with a couple of holes in it has to offer. Here our some of our favorites:

Snuggie Sex Positions
The Warm and Snuggie: You both get in the Snuggie together. The Snuggie can go either way, maybe you can convince her to do the same.
Snuggie Sex Positions
The Tablecloth: She lies on the table. He wears the Snuggie on his front while the bottom end covers her. It's just not a holiday without stuffing.