The other day I had a very interesting encounter in a local thrift store. You see I was looking for a jacket to complete a cheap costume for a party when I was approached by a young woman. She wanted to know if I had ever been skiing, and if I could recognize some ski boots. Now being a southern gentleman, born and raised, I immediately recognized the water ski boots, but also recognized a deep desire in my life. The desire to not only move at high speed, but to also be
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Humor covers funny videos, internet memes, viral jokes, satire, strange stories, ridiculous news, and the kind of nonsense that makes the internet almost worth it. We add our own commentary, because sometimes the only sane response to modern life is laughing at it.
Justin Bieber On My Mind – A Photo Tribute to JB
A few months ago I heard the name Justin Bieber for the very first time, I wasn’t sure who it was and didn’t really care that much. The next few weeks, it seemed every damn place I went to, I had to hear, see or read his name. Pretty much every website, TV channel and magazine was covered with this “God’s gift to mankind”.
So like any modern-age internet geek, I paid a visit to our good friend “The Google” and typed in his name to see what this mythical creature Justin Bieber looks like. I was shocked to find that Justin Bieber was a 10 year old girl!!! (see exhibit B). I learned at an early age that Justin is a boy’s name, so I continued my research and finally was convinced that he was indeed a boy and a 16 year old one at that. Needless to say, after my extensive research (a whole 10 minutes of it); I came to realize that this “boy” didn’t have any talent and has a very punch-able face.
The Best Men’s Divorce Cakes
Considering 46% of marriages in the United States end in divorce, this whole divorce cake trend is one that’s probably only going to get more popular. If you haven’t yet seen a bride cake topper bludgeoning a groom to death, surrounded by a puddle of strawberry jam, you’re missing out. It seems strange to celebrate a divorce, but let’s get serious; delicious cake helps fix everything. Initially, it seemed like most cakes were centered around the woman murdering her useless husband, but these days, guys are starting to get their own tasty, tasty jabs in. While it’s a lamentable fact, let’s celebrate being single and unattached (or keep dreaming on, if you’re already hitched) by collecting the best of men’s divorce cakes.
DARE TO FIGHT!? Ninjas Attack Toronto
Halloween is just around the corner, and I’ve decided to go as a ninja this year. When street battles between ninjas and samurai were a daily affair, the ninjas would act like complete d-bags and prance around tossing shurikens at the samurai before vanishing back into the shadows. It’s for this reason that ninja costumes are great, and I plan to do the ninja justice by following such an example. Being a ninja is tough work, and I needed a bit of guidance from ninja masters who have already braved the Canadian mean streets.
The Dark Knight Rises – “Bane Outtakes” Video
A few months ago, Christopher Nolan released what I believed would be the epic conclusion to his incredible Batman trilogy. Batman Begins and The Dark Knight were both fantastic, and given the massive budget and Nolan’s writing chops, I expected nothing less from The Dark Knight Rises. So as I sat and watched the movie, becoming ever saddened as the film progressed, I realized that something had gone wrong.
Much like your favorite restaurant that had one off day and made you a terrible meal, The Dark Knight Rises simply failed to satisfy. Perhaps I’m in the minority here, but watching hours worth of a
A Series of Catastrophic Cat Books – The Top 5 Terrible Cat Books
Until recently, I had no idea that the fantasy genre was so littered with anthropomorphic novels featuring telepathic cats who have sex with Lesbians. This illusion was shattered as I walked through the science fiction and fantasy section of my local bookstore. One book became the catalyst on my quest to find the very worst novels that the cat fantasy genre has to offer.
It’s really quite amazing what people are not only willing, but thrilled to write about. As you’re about to see in a moment, the results can be
What A Bollywood Song Sounds Like To A Westerner
I have always wondered what they talk about in Indian songs; there are songs with subtitles but most of the time they don’t really make sense. None of the subtitles have been as awesome as what you’re about to see below, the song is not translated but rather a humorous take on what the (Tamil) words sound like in English. I’ve heard this video has been around for a while, this is the first time I’ve seen it and find it extremely entertaining!
