In general we don’t post a lot of celebrity stuff, because most of the time, who gives even the slightest of craps? Since popular celebrities are rarely doing anything useful or beneficial (or the ones who are just aren’t considered cool enough to be tabloid fodder) we’re happy to let other bloggers keep you up to date on what drug addled starlets are wearing. However, sometimes it’s worth it to acknowledge their existence through humor- in this case, it’s hilarious celebrity make unders that will have you doing a double take, and then instantly feeling better about yourself. Mediocrity after the jump!
Humor
Humor covers funny videos, internet memes, viral jokes, satire, strange stories, ridiculous news, and the kind of nonsense that makes the internet almost worth it. We add our own commentary, because sometimes the only sane response to modern life is laughing at it.
Justin Giger Aliens – A Terrifyingly Hilarious Tumblr
Does Justin Bieber terrify you beyond all reason? If he doesn’t…why not?! If you’re having a hard time hating him even after the numerous callous displays of his monkey-abandoning, leopard-print-car-having, leather-sweatpants-wearing ways, then I have just the Tumblr to scare some goddamn sense into you. It’s called JustinGiger, and it is amazing. And terrifying. And hilarious. It will cultivate a proper appreciation for the terrors that lurk in the minds of men and the strength of our inexplicable attraction to people who have no business benefiting from it. But mostly, it will have you worried that Justin Giger Aliens come at night. Mostly.
Paul Rudd is Tayne: Inside Paul Rudd’s Computer – Dance Like Celery Man
Celery Man and Tayne have a few moves you would be wise to learn if you’re looking to burn up the dance floor. I plan to …
Your Favorite Celebrities Photoshopped Into Fatties
If your celebrity turned into a fatty, would you still hit it? If you are a true fan, you would stick by their side through the thick fat and thin, right? If you answered yes, have a look below to see if you want to reconsider your answer. Some of these photoshops are pretty terrible but still entertaining.
Pamela Anderson
Ed Hardy, Audigier, and You; Seriously, Stop It
As a woman, I appreciate when a man puts a little extra effort into the way he looks. I appreciate a man whose clothing fits, and …
Smart Fortwo Eball – It’s Actually Car Pong
I’m a huge video gamer and not much of a gearhead, so when I found a video of two Smart Fortwos playing a made up game called Eball, I found it pretty damn hilarious when I realized it’s just real life car pong. The idea behind the publicity stunt is awesome: build a giant motion sensitive set of tracks, grab a couple of small cars, erect a giant screen, and let any idiot hop in and smash back and forth trying to control a video game. The reasoning, however, is hilariously stupid, and you don’t need to know cars to see that- obviously, car pong is going to teach you about how AWESOME the electric car is at accelerating. Really, watching tipsy Germans gun clown cars back and forth over a ten foot span is obviously proving how blindingly fast they can go. Yes, the video makes this look as simultaneously stupid and fun as this sounds. Watch after the jump.
Epic Food Name Fails from Around The World
I’ve been known to be a picky eater but at the same time, I also love trying different foods from around the world. But I’m only …
