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That’s No Moon… It’s a Star Wars Burger

Gaze upon this picture, and tremble; the light sucking blackness of the bun on this fully operational battle sta fast food item is a sight enough to cast terror into the hearts of mere men, and probably most Jedi. Darth Vader gazes at you calmly as the Emperor pats the combo meal bag on his lap. “You want this, don’t you?” And if you’re sane, the answer is HELL no. Your eyes are not playing tricks on you- that is the actual bun on a French Quick Star Wars burger.  Don’t get too excited and start looking for holiday villas in France just yet: this bizarre creation

A Simple Trick To Help Your Shoe Laces Survive A Party

Messy Laces vs Neat Laces
Messy Laces vs Neat Laces

I recently had the pleasure of spending a weekend down south in Seaside Oregon and noticed an interesting phenomenon while drunkenly partying. Not only had everyone dumped their shoes into a giant heap, but no one seemed to do a simple thing which I had always thought was obvious; tucking their shoe laces into their shoes.

Letter Openers, From Elegant To Erotic

I decided not to actually arrange these from “elegant to erotic”, so please forgive the title’s minor false advertising; I promise I’ll make it up to you. These are a collection of letter openers that I haven’t actually bought (or even intend to purchase) but that seem pretty damn cool. If I actually opened letters, I would probably buy one of these.

Erotic Letter Opener Of Woman Spreading Her Legs
People put very strange things in their vagina.

When I started writing this article I figured I would find a lot of weird crap, and I did, but I would be lying if I said I expected to find a letter opener of a woman spreading her legs. It’s supposed to be considered erotic, but honestly… who wants a woman whose pussy is so sharp it can slice paper?

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Money Shredding Alarm Clock

Money-Shredding-Alarm-Clock

Are you the type of person that keeps hitting the snooze button every time the alarm goes off?  While you do get a bit of extra sleep, you’re most likely in a major rush when you do finally decide to get up and then not have enough time for breakfast and a shower.  You’re not only going to be hungry but you are also going stink when you do finally get to work.

We may have a solution for you; check out this alarm clock that shreds money if you don’t get up in time to stop it.  I don’t know about you, I like money and would gladly jump out of bed on time to avoid my precious benjamins from being shredded to pieces.  Don’t go running to your local gadget store though, this is a gag product and only a concept but clever nonetheless.

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DJesus Uncrossed – Saturday Night Live Nails It

Here at Unfinished Man, we do our best to keep religion out of the equation. It’s a divisive topic, and as you’ve undoubtedly noticed over the years, we don’t like offending anyone. But every so often there’s that rare religious act or message that I feel just needs to be shared, and this is one of them.

Created by the often hilarious team at Saturday Night Live, and with a slew of actors you know and love, they’ve brought us DJesus Uncrossed – the ultimate historical revenge fantasy from none other than the mind of Quentin Tarantino! If you loved Django Unchained