I’m not entirely sure that this falls into the realm of work safe, considering I have found for you a magnificent video of bottom percussion. For those not in the know, this is a talented drummer drubbing a spritely staccato on some shapely ladies’ rear ends.. Since at first, the name sounds like it could be something much, much worse, I am hereby dubbing this catchy beat: The Butt Bongo Fiesta.
Bottom Percussion – Hit Bums, Not Drums
Jorge Patax is a musician inspired by fusion and began his artistic journey learning through self teaching. What I see here is an exceptionally clever man who’s conceived of the perfect way to get topless women in nothing but thongs to bend over in front of him for extended periods of time. So, as far as life lessons go, I think he’s certainly got his direction down…pat. (I’m sorry.)
I would talk more about Jorge, but there’s really no point. He’s a rhythmically talented guy, but frankly, every syncopated slap is going to get lost in the fact that all of his sound is being produced by the quivering flesh of a firm buttock. I mean seriously, I could barely type that sentence without giggling. Getting through the entire video was both hilarious and a little sexually confusing.
Need something to run to at the gym? Or perhaps some sweet beats to fill your alone time? Enjoy Bottom Percussion or Butt Bongo Fiesta in the Key of B as in Bums or Butt Bongo 2 Electric Buttaloo.
If you want to go learn more about Jorge’s non-asstacular music, or just want to see more of his manly stubble, he has a website. It is all in Spanish, and has his music embedded on every page, but if you’re looking for something new then perhaps it will resonate with you. If not, just come back here and replay the butts for a while.
Clearly he takes his work very seriously!