Valentines Day Wishes from Agent 47

Happy Valentines from Agent 47

It’s that time of the year again, and as with any Hallmark holiday, companies are releasing cheesy Valentines Day themed cards left, right, and center. IO Interactive, the studio behind the wonderful Hitman series of games, is no exception. They’ve released this card of a very unhappy looking Agent 47, with a big pink smooch mark on his forehead.

I was going to say that Agent 47 never really struck me as the romantic sort of fellow, but I get the distinct impression that we’re going to see a shift in his personality with the release of the upcoming Hitman game, Hitman: Absolution. Given what we’ve seen of the trailers so far, I feel that a steamy romance between Agent 47 and his former handler, Diana, is all but certain. IO Interactive has made her significantly younger, hotter, and exceptionally bangable. I don’t think that even the formerly cold hearted Agent 47 will be able to resist her feminine wiles. Perhaps he’ll be pulling our more than his Silver Ballers, if you know what I mean.

Happy Valentines Day from Hitman

Happy Valentines Day from Agent 47

Hitman: Absolution arrives later this year for PC, Xbox360, and PS3. If we’re lucky, IO Interactive will continue to release these fantastic holiday cards.

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