Why Drinking Semen Is Good For Your Health

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I always love writing posts like these. They’re one part science (I love science) and 2 parts juvenile sex humor (I love this even more).

According to a 2006 study done by Gordon Gallup and Rebecca Burch, evolutionary psychologists from the State University of New York – semen is not only awesome, but has many properties that are beneficial to a person’s health. Semen has a slew of mood-enhancing chemicals, such as cortisol (increases affection), estrone (which improves mood), prolactin (a natural anti-depressant), oxytocin (also improves mood), melatonin (induces sleep and improves quality of sleep) and even serotonin, a neurotransmitter that is commonly targeted by antidepressants to improve the mood of those of us working office jobs.

Now, men aren’t excluded from the various benefits of ingesting man-batter. The Sambia tribe of Papua New Guinea have shot their goo into the mouths of their young warriors since time immemorial. There’s a possibility that this has a series of beneficial spin-off effects on male behavior, but personally I think the tribe leaders just like getting sucked off.

Read the rest of An ode to the many evolved virtues of human semen to discover more interesting facts about semen, lesbians, “that time of the month”, and of course vaginas.



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4 comments on “Why Drinking Semen Is Good For Your Health”

  1. Yeah the Sambia tribe are a pretty disgusting bunch. Not only did they do that sick crap to little kids, but they also engaged in some serious cannibalism, which also caused some horrid brain illness among many, they called “the shivers”. May not sound “politically correct” (I hate political correctness), but if those people somehow vanished off the face of the earth… It really wouldn’t be a huge loss.

    The whole little ritual they did to the little boys, sounds more like an excuse from perverted old men, to be messing about with little boys. Even in the ancient world, and primitive tribes of today, you have sick twisted people, who pervert things, its part of human nature; the bad side anyway.

    • Seth,

      Thanks for providing a bit more information on the Sambia tribe. The original source certainly didn’t mention any of these things, and though this is rather depressing, I’m glad you mentioned it. Now, I don’t think anyone needs to vanish off the face of the earth, but this kind of behaviour certainly needs to go. It’s unfortunate that in our supposedly modern and civilized existence that this kind of thing still happens.


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