If you’re one of our long time readers, and have an exceptionally good memory, you may remember a video I posted way back in May of 2010 called How to Slice Off Panties With a Great Sword. It’s worth watching, but all you need to know is that it was a promotional video for a massive Cold Steel brand sword.
I thought it was pretty funny, but didn’t give it much thought after that. Fast forward to last week, and I found out that Cold Steel has actually done many such videos since 2010. In fact they’ve done so many, and with so much crazy nonsense, that someone actually compiled them into one big awesome video collage called I Thoroughly Enjoy Swords.
If you’ve got a few minutes to kill, I promise… this clip is thoroughly enjoyable.
Deep… Penetration
Despite the title, this video is completely safe for work, but if co-workers see you watching it, they’ll probably think that you’re one of those creepy guys that lives in his mothers basement and collects swords, knives, and Real Dolls.
No one is going to take advantage of YOU.
There’s no resisting the spike.
This Cold Steel guy is an absolute treasure trove of great quotes. I’m not really sure how, but I’m going to start using these in everyday conversation. They’re just too good to waste.
I get it, swords are pretty awesome. They’re giant bits of sharpened metal that you can use to chop and slice things, but let’s be perfectly honest here: what is an average fellow going to do with a sword these days? Protect his home? Slice up a roast?
I expect not. But hey, if you really need to cleave into a man wearing a full suit of armor, look no further than Cold Steel. They’ve got you covered.
