Video Game Bras: Sexy Underwear for Geeky Ladies

We’ve written about Etsy quite a few times over the years. It’s can be a source of both awesome things, and some extremely strange stuff as well. It’s a bit of a toss up for sure, but every so often you stumble onto something like these video game bras that makes experience worthwhile.

This collection of hand painted bras from a vendor in North Carolina are the perfect example. I know absolutely nothing about the person creating them, but the bras themselves look absolutely awesome. They’re not nearly as extravagant as the the Alien inspired corset I posted a while back, but they still rank high on the geek scale. More importantly, you’ll have yet another reason to fondle your girlfriends boobs. You got confused, you thought they were part of the controller… right?

Hand Painted Video Game Bras

xbox video game bras

You can play with her controller for a while, if you know what I mean. You probably do, because that was a childish joke and I’m sorry.

hand painted super mario video game bras

And then you can take a Growth Mushroom, and she can jump on your pipe for a while. See what I did there? Yeah…

portal hand painted video game bras

After that, you can slip into one of her portals for a while. It’s for science, okay? (Yikes, that was bad… even for me)

nintendo video game bras

Then you can go old-school and… oh, I don’t even know anymore. Imagine something dirty, you pervert.

copy paste bra

And this is where it really breaks down, since this isn’t even video game related. Just work with me here, okay? I don’t know how much you can copy, but you uh, paste her with something? Yikes.

More Information

If you’ve sufficiently recovered from my fantastic wordplay and are looking for more information on these extremely cool video game bras, then unfortunately I’ve got a bit of bad news. The vendor that sold these is now out of business!

If you know anyone else selling anything similar, please leave me a comment and I’ll take a look. These are an extremely cool idea, so it’s sad that this seller didn’t survive. Given how many people seem to be searching for this topic each month, I’m betting I’m not the only person looking for a new vendor.



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