Video Game Bras: Sexy Underwear for Geeky Ladies

We’ve written about Etsy quite a few times over the years. It can be a source of both awesome things and some bizarre stuff. It’s a bit of a toss-up, but often, you stumble onto something like these video game bras that make the experience worthwhile.

This collection of hand-painted bras from a vendor in North Carolina is the perfect example. I know nothing about the person creating them, but the bras look fantastic. They’re not nearly as extravagant as the Alien-inspired corset I posted a while back, but they still rank high on the geek scale. More importantly, you’ll have another reason to fondle your girlfriend’s boobs. You got confused; you thought they were part of the controller… right?

Hand Painted Video Game Bras

xbox video game bras

You can play with her controller for a while if you know what I mean. You probably do because that was a childish joke, and I’m sorry.

hand painted super mario video game bras

And then you can take a Growth Mushroom, and she can jump on your pipe for a while. See what I did there? Yeah…

portal hand painted video game bras

After that, you can slip into one of her portals for a while. It’s for science, okay? (Yikes, that wasn’t good… even for me)

nintendo video game bras

Then you can go old-school, and I don’t even know anymore. Imagine something dirty, you pervert.

copy paste bra

And this is where it breaks down since this isn’t even video game related. Just work with me here, okay? I don’t know how much you can copy, but you paste her with something? Yikes.

More Information

If you’ve recovered sufficiently from my fantastic wordplay and are looking for more information on these extremely excellent video game bras, then, unfortunately, I’ve got some bad news. The vendor that sold these is now out of business! However, there are many other listings on Etsy for video game-themed bras and underwear.

If you know anyone else selling anything similar, please comment, and I’ll take a look. These are incredibly cool ideas, so this seller didn’t survive. Given how many people seem to be searching for this topic each month, I’m betting I’m not the only person looking for a new vendor.



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