Kitchen Klass – Bacon-Wrapped Chicken

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Welcome to Unfinished Man’s first cooking recipe! If you’re like us, you’re probably still a little hungover from a crazy halloween weekend. Thusly, we thought we’d start our premiere recipe with the man’s ultimate ingredient; bacon.

We’re going to wrap chicken with bacon and for fun, throw in some prosciutto and havarti cheese along with some other goodies.

Five Minute Fudge: Cheap, Fast, and Easy – The Thoughtful Lifesaver

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I almost didn’t make it through typing the title of this article, because I got distracted by “I like my women like I like my five minute fudge” jokes. If you’re laughing as hard as I am, congratulations, you’re an insensitive asshole! As such, you likely effed up on this whole Christmas thing and have a day to come up with something thoughtful that doesn’t involve mall fistfights and empty bank accounts. Even if you aren’t, it stands to reason that there are a lot of you in this situation. What if I told you you could make exceptionally thoughtful, super impressive delicious homemade fudge from two ingredients in five minutes? While drinking a beer?! This, dear friends, is a completely plausible Christmas miracle. Five minute fudge is even darker and sweeter and easier than… Well, easier than staying focused, anyhow.

Bourbon Whiskey Tasting – Portland Craft

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With a liver barely surviving the delicious scathing that all the scotch had delivered from this month’s Hopscotch Festival, I thought it could suffer some more abuse at …

‘Dizolve Detergent’ and ‘Just a Drop’ a Must Have for the Smart Man

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Some of you guys including my friends will be wondering why I am writing about laundry detergent on a mens’ website. Well, the last time I checked most guys do not enjoy doing laundry. And when they do laundry, they want the whole process to be an easy task without the need to cleanup a potential mess.

Dizolve detergent is basically the same thing as the powder or liquid detergent but Dizolve has a few advantages. First of all, Dizolve detergent comes in sheets which are pre-measured for one regular load of laundry. The sheets are also perforated in the middle just in case you have a smaller laundry load to wash. This takes the messy measuring out of the equation. Dizolve detergent also contains minimal water content unlike the liquid detergents which are generally 50% water.  This reduces the use of valuable resources. Unlike the powder detergents, Dizolve is 100% dissolvable and it also contains biodegradable cleaning ingredients. And it’s also nice that it takes very little room (you’ll know what I mean when you see the pictures below).

Conquer the Friend Zone

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Most guys have found themselves hurtling towards an attractive woman like a meteor through space, only to find that they’ve miscalculated their entry; suddenly, instead of …

Bacon Lube: Insert Meat Joke Here…This Is a Thing

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You know, we talk about bacon a lot. Really; bacon is one of those magical man foods that makes everything taste and smell delicious and wonderful, but I have to wonder- in the case of Bacon Lube… are you that ashamed of your junk that you need the attractive prowess of the world’s wonder meat to improve your own? Bacon Lube started out as an April Fools joke, and thanks to all the men on the net with more hunger and chest hair than brains, it is now a real product. I honestly can’t decide if this is the crowning achievement of civilization or if it’s the most retarded thing a man could possibly slather on his nether regions (and in this day and age, that’s really saying something.)