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DARE TO FIGHT!? Ninjas Attack Toronto

Halloween is just around the corner, and I’ve decided to go as a ninja this year. When street battles between ninjas and samurai were a daily affair, the ninjas would act like complete d-bags and prance around tossing shurikens at the samurai before vanishing back into the shadows. It’s for this reason that ninja costumes are great, and I plan to do the ninja justice by following such an example.  Being a ninja is tough work, and I needed a bit of guidance from ninja masters who have already braved the Canadian mean streets. 

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The Dark Knight Rises – “Bane Outtakes” Video

A few months ago, Christopher Nolan released what I believed would be the epic conclusion to his incredible Batman trilogy. Batman Begins and The Dark Knight were both fantastic, and given the massive budget and Nolan’s writing chops, I expected nothing less from The Dark Knight Rises. So as I sat and watched the movie, becoming ever saddened as the film progressed, I realized that something had gone wrong.

Much like your favorite restaurant that had one off day and made you a terrible meal, The Dark Knight Rises simply failed to satisfy. Perhaps I’m in the minority here, but watching hours worth of a

Transformers 3 – Bumble Bee As Datsun 510

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley stars in Transformers 3

Word on the street is that in the upcoming Transformers 3, Bumble Bee might be disguised as a Datsun 510. I’m a big Datsun fan and have my own little Datsun 260Z project going at the moment. The Datsun grease monkeys should be pretty excited about this. Check out the pictures below of a scene being shot. Pictures also include hottie

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Armadillo – Movie Review

armadillo posterIn 2009, Danish filmmaker Janus Metz followed a group of Danish Soldiers on their first mission to the Helmand Province of Afghanistan. Embedded for six months at Forward Operating Base Armadillo, Metz captured some of the most intimate and surreal war footage ever to be shown in a war documentary. How good is it? Well, let’s just say it makes Jarhead look like In the Army Now.

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Matthew’s Day Off – Ferris Bueller Themed Honda Commercial

Just yesterday I posted the teaser for this Ferris Bueller inspired Honda commercial, and already the full deal has hit the internet. It’s sad too, because I had such high hopes for this. It’s a commercial, featuring Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller; how can a person screw that up? You see, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is one of my favorite 80s movies, and probably one of my favorite movies of all time. It’s been years since I’ve had my Bueller fix, and I expected nothing short of the second coming of Christ from this commercial. Unfortunately, that just wasn’t the case.

The commercial starts off with Bueller calling in sick to work, in typical Bueller fashion, but there’s something wrong. As you watch the commercial unfold, you’ll

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#DIRTYLAUNDRY – Thomas Jane Makes a Frank Castle Fan Film

I may be a bit biased, but when I originally watched Thomas Jane as the Punisher, I experienced an undeniably wonderful sensation in my pants region. While it’s fair to say he probably doesn’t have this exact effect on most men, there’s just something about Jane’s portrayal of Frank Castle that gets action movie fans whipped into a frenzy. So when The Punisher reboot never got a second chance, we all slunk back to our dreary, non-exploding everyday lives and quietly mourned a missed opportunity… until this week’s debut of #DirtyLaundry. This ‘fan film’, headed by Jane, poses the question: “What’s the difference between justice and punishment?”