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No Pants Subway Ride – Improv Everywhere

Though this may just seem like your run of the mill, pantsless improv subway ride, to me… it’s something much, more more. You see, years ago I came up with what I like to call “Chad Rules“, the philosophy of taking one’s clothes off at parties and social gatherings in order to made said gatherings more awesome.

Though you may not have heard of the philosophy, it’s never too late to become one with the Chad Rules. Just remember that Chad Rules isn’t just

Who Says Tennis Isn’t a Contact Sport

US Open Tennis Fan Fight

Last night a fight broke out between fans at the US Open tennis match between Novak Djokovic and Philipp Petzschner.

Here’s what I think happened after watching the video (while giggling like a little girl):

Young Douchebag (YD) has too much to drink, gets rowdy and starts swearing.  Old lady (miss know it all) tells YD to stop, he doesn’t, so she takes the liberty to slap him.  YD gets even more pissed and swears more, Old Douchebag (OD) tries to be the hero and punches YD in the face, in the process, YD pushes him down the seats and makes him regret it!  Then all hell breaks loose and everyone tries to attack YD.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E19D_-h9MIo

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Spock Gets Lazy – Leonard Nimoy on Mars

You’ve probably heard Bruno Mars’ The Lazy Song on the radio recently; it’s nothing special musically, but it seems to be blowing up the charts. We …

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The Philips Urban Beehive – I, For One, Welcome Our New Bee Overlords

Bees are awesome, industrious, peace loving little creatures that have had the misfortune of being on the wrong end of most of our wireless technology, and have a bad rap from people who flail around a lot. The Philips product concept for the Urban Beehive is supposed to bee (oh god why I’m so sorry) a way to help our buzzing buddies to establish a foothold in the concrete jungle and allow us to harvest honey and propolis right in our own homes, fostering an understanding between our species. I think the design is absolutely phenomenal, and way freakin’ cooler than an ant farm, but a small part of me wonders just what the hell these people were thinking when they created this.

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That’s No Moon… It’s a Star Wars Burger

Gaze upon this picture, and tremble; the light sucking blackness of the bun on this fully operational battle sta fast food item is a sight enough to cast terror into the hearts of mere men, and probably most Jedi. Darth Vader gazes at you calmly as the Emperor pats the combo meal bag on his lap. “You want this, don’t you?” And if you’re sane, the answer is HELL no. Your eyes are not playing tricks on you- that is the actual bun on a French Quick Star Wars burger.  Don’t get too excited and start looking for holiday villas in France just yet: this bizarre creation

A Simple Trick To Help Your Shoe Laces Survive A Party

Messy Laces vs Neat Laces
Messy Laces vs Neat Laces

I recently had the pleasure of spending a weekend down south in Seaside Oregon and noticed an interesting phenomenon while drunkenly partying. Not only had everyone dumped their shoes into a giant heap, but no one seemed to do a simple thing which I had always thought was obvious; tucking their shoe laces into their shoes.