book cut into the shape of a gun
Art & Photography ·

Bookworks – Killer Art by Robert The

gun shape cut out of a bookArtist Robert The started making book pieces in 1991; by 2011, he now has an amazing catalog of unique art that is the perfect fit for a man cave. Why settle for wimpy coffee table books when you can have awesome, re-constructable book art that looks like stuff that can kill you? As a guy, you should know that after reading a book and instantly absorbing all useful knowledge, you should do something manly with it, like clubbing a panther to death or propping up the Ferrari you’re working on. Check out a selection of The’s amazing works, or browse his site BookDust, for other less deadly pieces ; click through the jump for more manly adaptations to the simple hardcover novel.

darth vader terminator robot built from iron scraps
Art & Photography ·

Legendary Iron: Build Your Own Army of Transformers and Terminators

home made terminator made out of car parts and iron scrapsThere’s just something about a giant death dealing robot that gets a man feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. Even if you’re not big into cars, you can appreciate that old auto parts can create some bad-ass killer sculptures. Meet Legendary Iron, a user on Zcool.com, who spends most of his days welding scrap iron into giant movie sculptures that look like they’re going to rip you to shreds and then stomp on what’s left of your corpse. Some of his pieces (like the Megatron Tank) have taken up to 2 years to complete, and the detail on others is enough to make you wonder if he doesn’t have some magical elves helping him finish these insane designs. Check out our gallery after the jump, collected from his personal profile of works over the last few years.

true men vulture attacks man
Humor ·

The Real Man’s Life: Full of Huge Snakes, Sex Nazis, and Evil Gorillas

Man's Life man smashes weasel
WEASELS RIPPED HIS FLESH

A guy needs guidance to become the weasel-smashing, beer-swilling, tree-chopping, bacon-eating speciman (you see what I did there?) that all fellows aspire to be. Outside of reading Unfinished Man, we have some visual aides for you in your quest for lion wrestling supremacy. The fifties and sixties were a golden age of comically delineated gender roles, and frankly, we all have an innate desire to reflect some of that shiny, sexy perfection even if we don’t really agree with most of what was happening. One of the best things to come out of those bygone years were Manly Men Adventure magazines, and there were a lot of them, painted in bold strokes with sultry femmes and the pinnacles of manliness. So have your slippers laid out for you, put on your smoking jacket, and learn a thing or two about being a finished man from our collection of the best of the best of men’s publication covers.

pretty angry girl laying down
Relationships ·

The Silent Tantrum: 5 Ways She Tries To Get Under Your Skin

As a man, you can likely feel the bad vibes when a woman is upset with you; it’s not because she’s terrible at hiding it, but rather that she wants you to know. Men have pretty set ways of dealing with their anger or hurt, and they usually function like a light switch: flip it up, and they’re a raging angry yell-face; flip it down, and they bottle everything up inside until it gives them a tumor. Women, on the other hand, will usually talk or yell it out if it’s important enough, but when you’ve done something that’s just enough to upset her… all bets are off.  Often, because most men tremble at the thought of talking, women take ‘direct’ action with- ironically- passive aggressive behavior. While we’ve provided a lot of articles about improving yourself, it’s time to get some tips on how to stop letting women manipulate you. It may not be fair, but what it means is that with our help you’ll be able to keep an eye out for the signs of an impending storm, and you can head it off at the pass. By learning the techniques a woman might use to express her dissatisfaction with you, you can learn how to stop them, and hopefully pick up on whatever behavior you may need to change to avoid her needing them again. It’s a win all around.

bitch slap movie
Movies & TV ·

Bitch Slap – Exploitation Film at its Most Confusing

woman grabbing another woman's breastsWhen we saw the trailer for this…. masterpiece, we wondered, “how the hell did we miss this movie?” Bitch Slap came out in 2009, was shown on only 3 screens, and faded relatively quickly into obscurity; this may have something to do with why it never made our radar. We stumbled across this bizarre-yet-sexy grindhouse style flick when looking for scantily clad women online important bacon documents online. Usually exploitation movies are set in glorious bygone decades, but this movie is very much up to date, and manages to work a number of modern locales and references (please note that this still doesn’t improve nor clarify the movie in any way.) I wouldn’t go so far as to say it’s a good movie, but it’s hilariously great-bad in its own right. The plot vaguely rotates around diamonds in the desert and Kevin Sorbo and sex nuns and the circus and razor yo-yos and a lot of random sword fights and the world ending. If nothing else, put it on mute and enjoy the comically hot protagonists gratuitously digging holes, scissoring, splashing in the water, feeling each other up, and running through explosions in various states of undress. Video clips and image gallery after the jump.

dissapointed
Relationships ·

She’s Disappointed – Is it Fixable?

“I’m not mad… I’m just disappointed.” No guy wants to hear these words, and rightly so; disappointment is actually more likely to kill a relationship than passionate anger. All women may be different, but there are certain things we’re all on the same page about. If she’s acting like you’ve dropped the ball, and you’re left scratching your head as to why, check our cheat sheet- we’ll help you fix it, and avoid future drama that can lead to the death of your relationship.

You have bad judgement

So maybe you thought shaving off a friend’s eyebrow when he passed out was a great idea- but now she’s raising hers at you, and you realize that the room temperature’s dropped to below zero. Whether or not your girl has the same sense of humor as you, there are a lot of decisions that you think are funny or cool that are going to have her thinking twice about you.