Have you ever wondered what it would be like to wear clothes from the future? Are you disappointed by the severe lack of triangle-sauce from all the major clothing brands? Do you long to wear a trench coat like a person knocking off a liquor store would wear? If you said yes to any of these things, then the new Deus Ex clothing line is for you! Inspired by the clothes of Deus Ex: Human Revolution, these futuristic pants, shirts, and jackets are perfect for a night on the town or a serious LARPING session. Never again will you need to worry about looking stylish or fashionable.
These clothes, ranging from t-shirts to trench coats, are all based on the clothing found in Deus Ex: Human Revolution. If Eidos decides to release a line of asymmetrical metallic vests, then we’ll have everything we need to re-enact the scenes we played through in the game. Most of the shirts are interesting, and I can even picture a person wearing the jeans, but I can’t imagine anyone wearing the trench coat outside of a costume party. Though it does look high quality, I mean… really; come on now.
Despite my negative feelings towards some of the pieces, I really hope that Eidos continues to release new items; in particular, shirts with more interesting prints. Where are t-shirts with The Hive nightclub logo emblazoned on them? If done up nicely and printed on a high quality tee, I would have no problem shelling out cash dollars for such a thing. Shirts like that are nerdy, and in a good way. The trench coat? Not so much.
Deus Ex: Human Revolution Trenchcoat
You’ll find the full range of Deus Ex Clothes on the official Deus Ex Store, but unfortunately the trench coat is only available for pre-order. You’ll be able to pick that up come January.
** THIS ARTICLE WAS UPDATED ON 1-9-2018