With the release of Star Wars: Rogue One hurtling towards us at hyper-speed, it’s safe to say we’re all a little bit excited. So much so, that the golf clothing experts at Function18 have decided to do something a little different, and come up with a list of Star Wars quotes that also apply to the golf course! You’d have to be a “stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking Nerf herder” not to want to join in with the fun…
Great kid. Don’t get cocky – Han Solo
Remember this one for when your opponent hits his first birdie in months and won’t stop telling you about it.
Fear is the path to the dark side – Yoda
Don’t let your fear stop you from taking the shot you need. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hatred, hatred leads to suffering – and believe us: your overall game will suffer.
Your focus determines your reality – Qui-Gon Jinn
Golf is a game of focus and discipline. Be sure to remind your company of that when they wonder why they’re doing so badly after waywardly hitting every ball.
Nothing will stand in our way, I will finish what you started – Kylo Ren
Playing a game of doubles? Make sure you let your partner know that you’ve got this covered.
You came in THAT thing? – Princess Leia
We all know how dodgy golfing fashion can be. Look the part on the course to avoid such snarky comments from your friends by wearing a pair of Star Wars socks, they might just do the trick.
Laugh it up, fuzzball – Han Solo
Eventually, a ball is going to go exactly the opposite way to where you want it to. Comeback to your hairy friend’s giggles with this stellar line.
Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1 – C-3PO
Some people think they can hit a 2 on a par 5. Quite often they need to be reminded what world they’re in.
Great shot kid that was one in a million – Han Solo
Rather than being jealous of your opponent’s shot, why not actually congratulate them for it? Just be sure you make the points up in next round…
IT’S A TRAP – Admiral Ackbar
Does this need any explanation? Soon as you see someone’s ball drifting ever closer to the sand, shout this at the top of your lungs.
This will begin to make things right – Lor San Tekka
So you’re having an absolute stinker of a game, we’ve all been there. Be sure to say this when you sink an albatross with a few more holes to go…
I suggest a new strategy R2… Let the Wookie win – C-3PO
Sometimes, just sometimes, you might be forced to throw a game. Whether you’re playing with your control-freak boss or insufferable-loser friend, sometimes the best course of action is to just lose.
One thing’s for sure, we’re all going to be a lot thinner – Han Solo
Golf is great exercise isn’t it?
That’s no moon – Obi-Wan Kenobi
This should be the new “FORE” at golf clubs. An extra bit of clarity for those who think the moon is hurtling towards them at rocket speed.
Which ones your favourite Star Wars Quote?
