Japanese Balls, Tennis, and Deflated Balloon Nipples

It’s very rare that I don’t have something to say about a thing that I’m watching or commenting on, but here I am… absolutely dumb-struck by the video clip that I just watched.

You’re about to watch it too, because you just can’t resist, and I have a feeling that you’re going to be just as confused as I was when the clip finally ends. I say finally, because watching this felt like an eternity. It was so absolutely confusing, so completely crazy… that my brain’s ability to track time was somehow compromised. Perhaps that’s just because it was awful, but I’ll let you be the judge.

I don’t Even Know…

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Honestly, I don’t even know what to say. It’s obvious that some kind of sporting was being practiced, or perhaps even a few different sports, but what those sports are… I haven’t a clue. The only thing I know for certain is that the fellow in the chair had massive, unreasonably large balls. It was actually disturbing how big they were. The only thing that ecplised this in terms of sheer disturbing imagery was when he began to lactate, or rather… start shooting a white liquid out of his gigantic, deflated balloon style nipples. In this case, I’m actually hoping that milk was the only thing coming out of there.

If you’re interested in seeing the entire clip, or – heaven forbid – more work from this very fucked up director, then I’m sorry to be the messenger of such bad news… I have absolutely no idea what movie this is, where it came from, or who directed it. Just this once, I’m completely fine with that.




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