I’m going to let you in on a little secret: Grand Theft Auto V looks way, way better on PC than it did on consoles. In other news, the Earth is round and ice-cream is delicious. My work here is done…
No, seriously, though – just look at these screenshots. Has the PC version of GTA: V been worth the nearly 10 year long way? Probably not quite, but I’m still going to buy it and play the shit out of it. That’s why Rockstar knows that they can keep crushing the hopes and dreams of PC gamers year in and year out with zero repercussions. We’ll still keep coming back for more.
Check these out and then weep, because you know I’m right.
Now, Grand Theft Auto 5 is supposed to come out in April 2015, but let’s be honest here, we don’t really know. Rockstar has delayed the game no less than 62 times over the last few decades, so I don’t really trust anything they say.
If it actually does come out on April 14th, I’ll make sure to let all of you know. Just don’t hold your breath, because you may suffocate and then you’ll be in a grave-yard. Ghosts can’t play video games.
