Fugly Creature Invades Native Reserve

This is one fugly looking creature  has washed ashore on a native reserve in Big Trout Lake, ON. This furry thing was found in a lake on the Kitchenuhmaykoosib Inninuwug (try pronouncing that) reserve. Nobody really knows what it is but the local natives believe that it is a bad omen to see it and they refer to it as “the ugly one” which I totally agree with. Here’s a few more pictures of the foot long creature.

Ugly Creature Big Trout Lake

Ugly Creature

I don’t know about you guys but I’m reminded of the Never Ending Story.

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[Source: Kitchenuhmaykoosib Inninuwug]

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Hi Guys, I’d like to take the time to thank you for reading some info about me. My mission here as a writer at Unfinished man, is to entertain and inform on all things, from cars and gadgets, to reviews and life. I have a Bachelor in business but never really enjoyed school. I’d much prefer to spend time working on Unfinished Man than spending my days working long hours in some stuffy office. I love green tea and pistachios and my favourite fruit is pomegranate (weird I know). I hate the water but love nature, especially the nature here in my adopted country of Canada.

5 comments on “Fugly Creature Invades Native Reserve”

  1. KIT-CHEN-OOH-MAY-KOO-SIB IN-I-NOO-WUG

    Maybe it’s the dead infant of some sub-species of mole people.
    Or the offspring child of a pig , and a wookie..

    For all we know it could have ferried children accross untold landscapes, In a story that claims to be “Neverending” (How does a “Neverending” Story logically warrent a sequil anyways?)

    We need to find a live one so we can beat it to death for answers.

    Reply
  2. KIT-CHEN-OOH-MAY-KOO-SIB IN-I-NOO-WUG

    Maybe it’s the dead infant of some sub-species of mole people.
    Or the offspring child of a pig , and a wookie..

    For all we know it could have ferried children accross untold landscapes, In a story that claims to be “Neverending” (How does a “Neverending” Story logically warrent a sequil anyways?)

    We need to find a live one so we can beat it to death for answers.

    Reply
  3. Yes indeed Aron, Unfinished Man has gathered a few scientists from around to world to find these mysterious creatures. Once we find one, we’ll make sure you get the first “go” at the creature 🙂

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  4. Yes indeed Aron, Unfinished Man has gathered a few scientists from around to world to find these mysterious creatures. Once we find one, we’ll make sure you get the first “go” at the creature 🙂

    Reply
  5. KIT-CHEN-OOH-MAY-KOO-SIB IN-I-NOO-WUG

    Maybe it’s the dead infant of some sub-species of mole people.
    Or the offspring child of a pig , and a wookie..

    For all we know it could have ferried children accross untold landscapes, In a story that claims to be “Neverending” (How does a “Neverending” Story logically warrent a sequil anyways?)

    We need to find a live one so we can beat it to death for answers.

    Reply

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