The 8 Rules of Casual Online Hookups — On Staying Safe and Having Fun

The Internet has touched almost every part of our lives, and dating and even casual hookups are no exception. They’ve all gone online.

It takes only a quick scan of a site like XXX Sex Guides to see dozens if not hundreds of dating and hookup sites, and that will no doubt only continue to grow. There’s nothing wrong with that, we certainly don’t judge here. But if you’re going to play, there are some important rules to keep in mind. We’ve come up with 8 of them, and we hope they help you stay safe while having an awesome time.

In no particular order…

1) IF YOU’RE THE HOST, TAKE PRECAUTIONS

It’s best if you meet up in a neutral place, as that gives both of you a chance to get to know each other a bit. After that you can decide if you want this woman to have access to your home. If that’s not possible for whatever reason, feel free to give the person your address, but leave out the actual apartment or condo number. When the chick arrives and texts you saying she’s there, go down and check her out before inviting her into your place.

This gives you a chance to stroll right past if the lady looks like a crackhead. Believe me, stranger things have happened. Be safe.

2) IF SHE DOESN’T SHOW YOU A PIC, DON’T MEET!

“Oh, I’m just not into superficiality… people should just meet and go from there.” This is code for several different things, and none of them are good. The person may be incredibly ugly, or they may be a straight up crazy person. If you’re planning to have a casual hookup with a person, the least they can do is show you what they look like in advance.

Remember, being attracted to someone isn’t a choice. You’re either attracted or you’re not, so no point wasting either person’s time by not showing a photo, having the lady arrive, and not actually being attracted to them.

3) THOU SHALT NOT IMMEDIATELY TRUST THE PERSON

You hop online, and get a message from a 21 year old stone cold hottie. She’s begging for bareback, she claims she’s disease free, and wants to come over to your place RIGHT NOW. She just can’t wait and… no, just don’t do it.

She might not be… your thing (see last point,) and she may be riddled with diseases, a murderer, a thief… who knows what. Make sure to get to know the person a little bit first. I know it’s a casual hookup, but don’t be stupid about this either.

4) ASSUME EVERYONE HAS A DISEASE UNTIL YOU KNOW FOR A FACT THEY DON’T

This one should go without saying, but I’m saying it anyway: wear a condom. I don’t care if they swear up and down that they’re clean, the simple fact is that you really don’t know for sure. Have fun, but be safe, less you catch something that can’t be fixed by a few days of pills.

5) SHE’LL PROBABLY NEVER COME BACK

You just had a night of wild sex. She was crazy hot, you had chemistry, and everything seemed to be awesome. You ask her if she would like to meet up again, and she swears up and down that she would love that. It’s a nice thought, but chances are it isn’t going to happen. Most people aren’t up for a repeat performance, so that’s just something you’ll have to accept. It comes with the territory.

6) SHE WON’T LEAVE HER HUSBAND FOR YOU

You hooked up with a woman from one of the sites on XXX Sex Guides, and you guys have chemistry. The sex was hot, you like her a lot, and you’re starting to (foolishly) think about a long term relationship. There’s just one problem: she’s married.

It’s not impossible, but please… please don’t count on her leaving her husband to be with you. That’s a recipe for disaster. Just treat it as some fantastic sex and leave it at that. If something really does start coming together, believe me, you’ll know right away.

7) SAFE SEX IS HOT SEX

I’m going to keep driving this point until you’re repeating it in your sleep. Safe sex is key, and safe sex can definitely be hot sex too. I know, I know… condoms don’t feel good, you say. Believe me, if the chick is hot enough you’ll get over it. There are plenty of ways to have fun and be safe at the same time. Use your imagination.

8) PLEASE WEAR A CONDOM

Please, pretty please? Seriously guys, don’t be stupid. Aids still exists, and there are plenty of other diseases that will give you more than a bad day. It’s really, really not worth the risk.

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Jared writes lifestyle content for Unfinished Man with an edgy, provocative voice. His passion for tattoos informs his unique perspective shaped by self-expression. Jared's knack for storytelling and ability to connect with readers delivers entertaining takes on modern manhood.

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