I always love writing posts like these. They’re one part science (I love science) and 2 parts juvenile sex humor (I love this even more).
According to a 2006 study done by Gordon Gallup and Rebecca Burch, evolutionary psychologists from the State University of New York – semen is not only awesome, but has many properties that are beneficial to a person’s health. Semen has a slew of mood-enhancing chemicals, such as cortisol (increases affection), estrone (which improves mood), prolactin (a natural anti-depressant), oxytocin (also improves mood), melatonin (induces sleep and improves quality of sleep) and even serotonin, a neurotransmitter that is commonly targeted by antidepressants to improve the mood of those of us working office jobs.
Now, men aren’t excluded from the various benefits of ingesting man-batter. The Sambia tribe of Papua New Guinea have shot their goo into the mouths of their young warriors since time immemorial. There’s a possibility that this has a series of beneficial spin-off effects on male behavior, but personally I think the tribe leaders just like getting sucked off.
Read the rest of to discover more interesting facts about semen, lesbians, “that time of the month”, and of course vaginas.