Oh for fuck’s sake, not another one of these fucking idiotic movies. Yes folks, we’re going to be blessed with more installment of this amazing Oscars worthy movie, also known as Fast and Furious … this news comes courtesy of the world’s best actor, Vin Diesel.
But you saw I haven’t even watched Fast 7 (or whatever the fuck it’s called), how do we go from 7 to 9 and 10? Well, Fast 8 is coming in 2017 and then there will be two more. I thought with Paul Walker dying, we’d be done with this shit but nooooo… morons like you keep watching these shitty movies at the theaters and putting money in their pockets, which encourages them to make even more of this shit…. aaaaaarghhhhh!!! I hate you Vin Diesel and your gay lover “The Rock”!
So when is the next Fast & Furious movie coming out? The next installment, Fast 8, is scheduled for April 14, 2017. Fast 9 is scheduled for April 19, 2019 and Fast 10 will be released on April 2, 2021. No folks, today is not April 1st and this is no fool’s joke. I highly encourage you to not watch this movie… PLEASE DON’T WATCH IT!!!! If you do, I’ll haunt in your dreams and spray you with “NOS”…..
PS – Fuck Vin Diesel and everyone else involved with these movies and everyone who watches them 🙂
*** End rant ***
