If you’re living in the United States or Canada right now, you’ve probably experienced a touch of the, shall we say… Polar Vortex.
It’s a sexual move where you put an ice-cube on your tongue and swirl it around a person’s, well… you get the idea. Actually, it’s a massive cold storm front that’s sweeping across much of our two countries. This is some serious business we’re talking about here. I mean, both the move and the storm front of the same name.
The Beauty of Climate Change…
…is that it doesn’t exist. If the world is getting warmer, then why is there so much ice everywhere? Clearly this is a ploy by the liberal media to cut down on smog belching factories in a sort of industrial racism. For shame!
So in the spirit of what is clearly global COOLING, I’m sharing this incredible set of frozen lighthouse photos. How cool would it be if the entire world was covered in ice like this? Pretty awesome and absolutely desirable if you ask me.
It’s like a mini Statue of Liberty, but you know… not.
Ice makes electricity move faster, improving the efficiency of power lines. Sheets of ice are like natures green initiative.
I wish there was a frozen person here so I could say “ice to see you!”.
As I’ve mentioned about a million times now, I’m spending a lot of my time rock climbing. This is ice, but word on the street is that you can climb that as well. Bring on the ice age baby!
Perhaps I’m stating the obvious here, but uh.. this shot kind of looks like something is broken.
Yeah… definitely broken.
Thank god, hopefully he’ll stop talking now!
I know, I know… I’m sorry. It’s just that all of this talk of ice got me so excited that I just sort of froze up and wasn’t sure what to say. Thankfully I have every faith in your ability to tune me out and enjoy the photos, so I’ll just leave you with one more thing.
Did you like these frozen lighthouse photos? Pretty neat, huh?
If you’re interested in seeing more of them, then head over to Thomas Zakowski’s website and have a look around. He’s filmed all sorts of things, and as it so happens, he’s a pretty talented photographer.
