The world is full of people willing to permanently tattoo terrible pictures, artwork, slogans, poems, and pictures of their dead wives, pets, and rock stars onto their skin for the world to see. I see stuff like this all the time!
If you ask me, it’s kind of inspiring. Just imagine how many bad decisions a person must have made in their life to get “Butt Slut” tattood onto their ass. Just imagine the type of person that would get “This is where I poo!” tattooed onto themselves. It’s kind of incredible, don’t you think?
But here’s the thing: I haven’t done this, and I’m assuming you haven’t either, and that means something. I don’t know what exactly, but at the very least we don’t wake up each morning to see horrors like…
Actually, this one is awesome. The cat looks a little too friendly, but otherwise…. No, what I meant is that we don’t wake up each morning to see this…
I’m not going to narrate each one. You get the idea, and besides, I think you’ll find them all more impactful looking through them on your own. Yes, as you browse through this grisly collection, congratulate yourself for having made better decisions.
