There’s something about lazy living that is undeniably appealing. In many minds the man cave lifestyle is instantly equated with being a lazy slob, and while most of us will admit to the occasional ‘lie around and play video games in our underpants’ day, being otherwise disgusting and slovenly doesn’t have to have anything to do with it. If you’ve gotten tired of your wanking beanbag, your butt dented couch, or your complex structure of milk crates, why not check out the Snug chair? A designer piece of furniture that boasts clean lines and masculine colors, the Snug chair mimics a shield eater (or a like like) from the Legend of Zelda. I’m pretty sure it pulls you in with its siren slurping song, and once you’re comfortably seated, you’ll realize that it’s eaten all your clothing. Suddenly you’re relaxing in a calming cocoon in the buff without a care in the world, although the product page doesn’t really mention if it will try to digest you or not.
Your Snug Chair is the Fuzzy Solution to Problems You Didn’t Know You Had
This is obviously going to be useful for a number of reasons. You don’t have to have keep a blanket on hand; the Snug chair will envelop you like the heaving bosom of a beautiful lady who probably smells really good. If you have a roommate, you don’t have to wear those restrictive below-the-waist garments while you sit around in your own home; let him invite all his friends…they have to earn a peek at your junk. If you have your own friends over (especially a female) you can blame the Snug chair for sucking the clothing right off of your body when you overestimate how well a date is going and are standing naked in the living room when she returns from the bathroom.
The Snug chair would be pretty great at hiding things, too. Need to be unnoticed in a room for an unknown and probably not creepy at all reason? The Snug chair will pull up over your head and give you the illusion of being a piece of furniture, albeit one that may sneeze, giggle, or shiver with fairly vigorous and conspicuous internal movement, depending on the aforementioned probably not creepy reason. If you found some underwear laying around after you’ve already invited people into your home, you can surreptitiously stuff it into the Snug chair and then tell your visitors that’s your special place and they aren’t allowed to sit in it. In fact, I don’t really see too many downsides to owning a giant jersey tubesock, unless it somehow also giant sizes all the terrible things we’ve heard happens in people’s sock drawers too.
Since the Snug chair is only a padded base with a long sleeve, there’s an added sling system inside that can be used a number of ways to support your body in the position of your choosing. I can only imagine that this means that the first thing anyone will try will be to fit two people inside one (for perfectly wholesome and appropriate science type reasons, of course,) or that someone will up the wanking station ante and try to asphxyiate themselves while jerking it in the privacy of their fluffy cloud privacy sack.
If you need a place to curl up and watch porn on your iPod in privacy, consider the Kumeko Snug chair- you can see more details and purchase online here.