Emotionless Guy on Slingshot Ride Set to Simon & Garfunkel’s ‘The Sound of Silence’

I’ve never really enjoyed roller coasters or even rides in general. I know they’re supposed to be fun… they’re supposed to make a person feel happy and light and child-like. Sadly, the only thing I feel is uncomfortable at best and extremely nauseous at worst. That’s why I can empathize with this guy.

Many people have said that he’s a man completely without emotion, but I know better: he’s just burying it down deep to hide his true feelings. Under that thin veneer of tranquility is an ocean of anxiety and nausea. Here, see what I mean…

Don’t be fooled, this man is suffering. Simon & Garfunkel’s ‘The Sound of Silence’ is the perfect soundtrack to such a somber video. Emotionless Guy, whoever you are… my heart is with you. May your days be long and your nights free of slingshot rides.

Originally published on May 8, 2016 in Humor

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