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When we were kids, we’d dress up for Halloween as monsters, ghosts, and various other characters from our favorite kids’ movies and TV shows.  As we grew older, Halloween costumes started to take on a whole new meaning, they became a lot more risqué; examples of those can be seen on our very popular “Men’s classiest Halloween Costumes” and “Sexy Star Wars Costumes for Women”.  As men, we’re more interested in what women look like in sexy costumes and therefore this post is dedicated to our female fans. Guys, if you get caught by your girlfriend looking at this post, just say you’re doing research on which costumes to get them.

Sexy Halloween Costumes For Women

You know, we talk about bacon a lot. Really; bacon is one of those magical man foods that makes everything taste and smell delicious and wonderful, but I have to wonder- in the case of Bacon Lube… are you that ashamed of your junk that you need the attractive prowess of the world’s wonder meat to improve your own? Bacon Lube started out as an April Fools joke, and thanks to all the men on the net with more hunger and chest hair than brains, it is now a real product. I honestly can’t decide if this is the crowning achievement of civilization or if it’s the most retarded thing a man could possibly slather on his nether regions (and in this day and age, that’s really saying something.)

It’s been a while since I wrote for you guys about this sort of thing. I took a week and jetted off to Vegas (those of you who follow our Facebook page may have witnessed some of my drunken ramblings) and while I was there, I experienced a lot of offers for ‘free drinks.’ Buying girls drinks is one of those things that is starting to be viewed unfavorably by both sexes. As guys, you feel like every girl out there is a floozy out to take your money and run, and as girls, you feel like asshole bros are going to force feed you bad lines and cheap drinks so they can try to force feed you something else. This is ridiculous. What kind of state are we in in the dating world? The bar is hardly the place to find love – obviously- and you shouldn’t be throwing around money and alcohol to attract people to you. However, buying girls drinks can be fun, natural, and a great opener that will save you from being taken advantage of while helping her appreciate you as a no-pressure, normal guy.