Movies & TV

I’m a huge fan of The Simpsons, it’s the only show I watch on FOX, and I think I’ve probably seen every episode at least three times.  This Sunday FOX will air the show’s 500^th episode and to celebrate this milestone cabletv.com compiled every Bart Simpson chalkboard quote on a nice long poster, below.

According to the poster, there are 288 quotes; I don’t know what happened to the other 211?  Doesn’t every show have a new quote?  I don’t usually catch Bart writing on the board because it flashes by too fast.  Anyways, below is the long poster with all of Bart Simpson’s chalkboard quotes from the past 20 years.

Years ago I saw a documentary on Richard Kuklinksi, better known as The Iceman. Between 1964-1986 he killed over 100 people as a contract killer.

The trailer you’re about to watch is for a movie based on his life, and I think director Ariel Vroman did a fantastic job picking the cast. Michael Shannon of Boardwalk Empire plays Richard, and the rest, well…

This is the first trailer for the third installment in Michael Bay’s Transformer series, Transformers 3: Dark Of The Moon.

The trailer doesn’t show much, but we do see a fictional take on Neil Armstrong’s 1969 moon landing, and as expected, he finds an alien ship on the moon.  We’re not too excited about this one because for starters, the name sounds pretty lame, and secondly, Shia LaBeouf is stil the leader actor… yikes. Even worse…

This is the extended version of the Paths of Hate trailer, a film which I had never heard of, by a director whom I didn’t know existed. After watching this footage, I can safely say that that’s a shame on both counts. You see, I’m not usually one for animated films. When a person tells me that I should watch a trailer of such and such animated film, my mind immediately drifts towards visions of anime girls with big saucer eyes and giant tears and tentacles and that sort of thing. It’s a bad habit, and if there are more films like Paths of Hate, then clearly my prejudice is

One of my friends recently sent me a link to a trailer for a film I’ve never heard of called Beyond The Black Rainbow. The title doesn’t gave away much, and other than a vague notion of something artsy and perhaps vaguely related to Pink Floyd’s The Dark Side Of The Moon, I had no idea what to expect. Well, I’ve watched the trailer multiple times now with the intention of trying to understand what’s going on, and if anything I’m more confused than ever. This is one of the few times that I’m