Want a multi purpose piece of man cave furniture that won’t give you cancer or cause a huge uproar with suburban moms? Then the Blandito is for you: use it for any form of lounging or wanking, since it’s easily convertible into dozens of furniture configurations. The name is absolutely ridiculous, but in my head it’s a combination of ‘blanket’ and ‘burrito,’ and those are some of my favourite things.
Blandito – Transformable Furniture Pad for Lazy Living
The idea behind the Blandito is actually a great one- Imagine a sofa… but “what if this sofa had no legs? Neither arms, nor back? If it was a big pillow? And if this pillow could be folded, wrapped, twisted as much as you like? And if it was 360° useful?” The fuzzy mattress features a flexible frame, so there’s absolutely nothing in it that can cause discomfort. And on the chance that you do terrible things on it, or spill your nachos and Mountain Dew Code Red, the cover can be taken off and is machine washable. I especially like their marketing strategies with suggestive wording- either you’re happily shacked up getting all the sex, or SO ALONE. Don’t worry, your giant skinned Muppet will hug you to sleep.
The Blandito has already gone into a limited run and become a runaway success. It’s now going into mass production, so if you want some lazy living for your home, get on the mailing list by emailing looking@blandito.it, or check out the Oradaria Design home page here.
Hi
How do I do to buy it?
It seems to be a new product and not easy to find in stores.
Please let me know!
Regards,
Aline
https://www.belnotes.com/blandito-tappeto-trasformabile.html
seems good item that lazy furniture pad but not found where to by it?help
How can I buy? Send to Brazil?
Right now these guys are only doing a limited run, but perhaps you can work something out with them? Head over to https://www.oradariadesign.com/ for contact details. 🙂
Very disappointing that you advertise a new product, then you tell everyone that it is not available….I call this false advertising!
It’s an interesting product that is getting ready to go to mass market- it’s not so much that it’s unavailable, as it’s been selling in small waves since it’s not really known yet. As I mention in the article, email them at looking@blandito.it to find out more about when the next batch of the Blandito will be available.