New Total Recall
Movies & TV ·

Total Recall, Starring Colin Farrell? Oh, For Fucks Sake

As anyone who knows me would attest, Total Recall is my absolute favorite movie of all time. I would explain why, but if you’ve seen the film, you would immediately understand. If you haven’t, well… you’re missing out. Unfortunately, us Total Recall fans now have a bit of a problem. Apparently someone decided it would be a good idea to re-make Total Recall, and starring Colin Farrell no less. Sadly, I don’t have a pukey face emoticon to post here, so you’ll have to use your imagination.

Both a promo image (seen above) and the synopsis were released, but I’m not going to share the synopsis with you. Hint:  it’s exactly the same as

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Health & Fitness ·

Colds Blow – Part 2: Avoiding Head Colds Entirely

Once upon a time I wrote a short article about a trick I used to clear my sinuses every time I got a bad head cold. You see, at the time I was the reigning king of colds. Just as I got over one cold, I would catch another, and the cycle repeated for most of the year. It was never pleasant, and since then I’ve made some major changes in my life, much to the dismay of my rhino virus suitors.

Instead of writing out a long lists of useless suggestions like most articles on avoiding colds, I’m going to tell you very specifically what I changed in my life to boost my immune system so dramatically. No crazy pills or herbs, and I didn’t even

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Art & Photography ·

Macro Snowflake Photography by Andrew Osokin

This morning I woke up all warm in my bed, to the sound of tiny snowflakes drifting down from the sky. The winter season is really and truly here, and for those of you that have ever had to experience snow before, perhaps you agree that it sucks pretty hard. To snow I say, bah! Inventing a giant snow melting device is on my short list, but for the time being…

There is one way to view snow and have it look absolutely beautiful, and that’s through photographs. You don’t have to walk in it, you don’t have to clean it up, and you don’t have to freeze your ass in it as you wade to whatever

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Humor ·

The Dark Knight Rises – “Bane Outtakes” Video

A few months ago, Christopher Nolan released what I believed would be the epic conclusion to his incredible Batman trilogy. Batman Begins and The Dark Knight were both fantastic, and given the massive budget and Nolan’s writing chops, I expected nothing less from The Dark Knight Rises. So as I sat and watched the movie, becoming ever saddened as the film progressed, I realized that something had gone wrong.

Much like your favorite restaurant that had one off day and made you a terrible meal, The Dark Knight Rises simply failed to satisfy. Perhaps I’m in the minority here, but watching hours worth of a