The Witcher 2 – Triss Merigold: Polish Playboy May 2011


The Polish seem to do things a little bit differently than the rest of the world.

They ride horses into battle against legions of tanks, they create submarines with screen doors, and they promote their video games by having lead characters featured nude in Polish Playboy Magazine. Gone are the days of promoting video games using good old-fashioned viral videos and Facebook marketing. Truthfully, I’m quite okay with this change. After all, it means that I get to see the lovely Triss Merigold in the nude.

Though The Witcher 2 features deep and engaging dialogue and female characters with actual goals and ambitions, I’m glad to see a bit of sexiness like this. In most cases I would consider it a simple ploy to gain extra notoriety, and perhaps it is… but I mostly think the team was just having fun.

Triss Merigold in Polish Playboy May 2011

Had their female characters simply been the typical damsels in distress that plague most video games and cinema, I would have thought otherwise, but in my books, CD Project has earned their right to promote their games using a bit of harmless smut. Triss Merigold, you look great.

Triss Merigold Nude Cover From Polish Playboy

Triss Merigold Bum Shot Polish Playboy

Chances are that if you’re looking at these pictures, you’re doing so to gaze upon the technological prowess required to create such stunning renders of the female form. Triss Merigold seems to be chilling out after a hard day of demon slaying.

Triss Merigold Breasts Leaning Back Again Polish Playboy

This shot is the female equivalent of a nearly nude man wearing a holster, pistols, and cowboy hat. Maybe this look is in vogue in the world that Geralt and Triss inhabit. In case you’re wondering, yes, this is how I lounge around my house.

Triss Merigold Breasts Leaning Back Polish Playboy

This shot looks almost painted, and I really like the way the characters hair was done. Perhaps we’ll actually see this level of hair quality as video cards become more and more powerful.

Lastly, you can pick up your very own copy of the May issue of Polish Playboy on Polish news-stands. You know, if you happen to actually live there and actually still buy magazines. I’ve heard people still do that.


  1. SomeGermanKid says

    About that information about “They ride horses into battle against legions of tanks”. Sorry but this is not true – see and particularily the paragraph starting:

    “During the German
    Invasion of Poland
    in 1939, there is no evidence of
    Polish Cavalry
    mounting a brave but futile charge against German
    using lances and sabres. ”

    • R Szydlik says

      In fact, we did use cavalry against tanks BUT horses were dragging light ani-tank cannons, which was good way to loop enemy divisions and attack german tanks fram rear, where their armor was nuch thinner. Cannon dragged by horses where much faster and could better maneuvr than other kinds of atnitank weapons. Later, soviet propaganda wanted to demote the role of our forces during Second World War so they published movies where polish cavalery was charging tanks attacking them with sabres.

      • Qweqweqwe says


        Now tell me, Mr. Szydlik , how many days did it take for Germans to completely overtake Poland?

        • LOL says

          You really are ignorant, aren’t you? The Polish didn’t even have a decent army at the time and you’re telling them THEY screwed up? On top of the fact that Germany promised not to invade any country, they really weren’t prepared. The policy of appeasement towards Hitler in Europe by Britain and France were the REAL screwups.

  2. Just Me says

    Well… It took 6h to take Denmark by Nazi’s. We – Polish people – had some resistance against Germany.
    And let’s not talk about role of Poles in WW II. Because, maybe you don’t know, we defended England in 1940. Polish airforce. We fought with this Nazi bastards.
    I’m proud, that I’m a Pole.
    Although Russia and Germany stood against us, we somehow survived.

  3. wintercoat says

    Pictures of a naked video game character abound. Hey guys, lets discuss the German invasion of Poland! Dafuq O.o

  4. Herp says

    I can’t believe you people are bitching about something that happened 80 years ago and not paying attention to DEM TITTIES.

  5. Chris says

    Never thought I’d be saying this for a character in a video game but….damn! Triss looking damn fine. Love how the shots look exactly like you’d see in a photoshoot with a real person. Dem titties, dat ass, etc.

  6. Darth Winge says

    Hmm, that’s some might fine rendering, mighty fine though the xbox 360 version is not quite that good.

    Moving on to the serious point, I thought the polish did charge with sabres at tanks but this seems not to be the case. Only difference for britain is the channel which saved us, Nazi caught everyone with their pants down no matter what you did.

  7. Genesis says

    It isn’t as bad as you might think.. all you see is the breasts, you really don’t see the vagina that well. so if it were a movie it may be rated pg 13 if you go buy the movie: “The Notebook” there is mutliple times when you see the girls nipples. and that movies rated pg 13.

  8. UR MUM says

    All this shite about Poland screwing up is a bunch of crap, they were taken by surprise by two large armies, Germans at east, Russians at west, and still held out for nearly a month without surrender. Bitch, please!

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