The Challenges of Drinking Bottled Water

A person can only survive 3-5 days without drinking water. It’s a basic necessity, and one that many of us seem to take for granted. I always thought that the act of drinking from a bottle of water was a simple and straight forward process, but apparently I was wrong. It’s come to my attention that there’s a legion of people – mostly female models – who simply aren’t capable of doing this without splashing the life giving substance all over their face, chin, and breasts in a hilarious attempt at looking seductive. 

As you can probably already tell, the photos all feature women attempting to drink water and failing miserably. I have a feeling that these shots are used for marketing purposes or perhaps simply wanking material, but I’ve got to say – most of the photos are pretty ridiculous. At least the women look happy though! I think I really need to start dumping water all over my face when I’m feeling down. I’ll be in the middle of a boring conversation with a person, and BAM! – water all over myself. They’ll either immediately be attracted to me, or slowly wander off in confusion.

Women Struggling to Drink Water

It’s tough, okay? So much water, and she can’t seem to get any of it in her mouth! Worst case she can jump into the river behind her and absorb it through her skin.

This woman seems to be doing a slightly better job, and at least the spilled water won’t go to waste; she’s got no bra and a white t-shirt on to absorb anything that spills.

Come on, this one isn’t even trying – she can’t even hit her lips.

Remember how I said that all the women look happy at least? Yeah, I take that back. This looks absolutely agonizing for her. The amount of concentration required must be unimaginable.

What you see above are my favorite of the series, but you’ll find the full collection over at The Hairpin. Man, the internet really is full of weird stuff.