Sorry friends, I lied – I really don’t enjoy weddings in the slightest. They’re long, they’re boring… there isn’t enough booze, and the worst part of all is that after it’s all said and done, couples are left with photographs like these.
What you’re in the process of experiencing are a collection of photos from various Russian weddings. The kicker is that these aren’t just regular photos… no no no… these photos have been “improved” through the magic of Photoshop.
Photoshopped Russian Wedding Photos
“Awww, a photoshopped stretch limo… just what I always wanted! You shouldn’t have.”
Well, this is certainly a good start to the marriage. One woman is trying to kill her new husband, and another husband is trying to make his new wife love him. That’s unfortunate.
I know E-Sessions are all the rage, but really? A flying… fucking… angel? The person who did this work must have been laughing harder and harder as they added more and more lens flares.
Now, are they drinking themselves, or are their guests drinking them? I’m a little bit confused about what’s going on here. Even more alarming is that neither of them are drinking the booze they’re submerged in. Don’t they know that’s the best way to get out of a pit of alcohol?
Someone’s on a power trip, that’s for sure. There’s so much shrinking going on, and I don’t mean on the men either. That comes later, when he finally sees his new wife in the sack.
The emotion you’re seeing on her face is a mix between confusion and mild disgust.
This lady knows what time it is. She’s not fucking around… she’s just going to crush him right off the bat and be done with it.
“No, please no more… no… more… photoshop.”
I know, it’s all very confusing, and I wish I had something to ease your confusion. Unfortunately, this is all I’ve got, or rather… all I could bear to post. You see, there are quite a few more photos, and Sad And Useless has done a fantastic job… cultivating…? them. Well, something like that.
Anyway, instead of subjecting you to any more of these, I suggest that if you’re in the mood to torture yourself, simply head over to their website and see for yourself. Where they found them, I haven’t the foggiest, and somehow I’m just fine with that.