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Golden Pill Makes Your Poop Glitter

Gold pill turns your poop into golden color

The slang phrase “he’s got money coming out the wazoo” is actually pretty accurate thanks to these golden pills. Apparently they have been around for a few years now but I somehow missed it. If you got money to shit out, this product right here is your golden ticket. Dubbed as the Gold Pill, it’s a capsule pill that has been dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf.

Besides making your poop sparkle, there really is no point to this product. If you got $425 to digest, I say go for it.

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Your Mom 2012/05/11

I want glittery poop!

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Chad 2012/05/11

Well, yeah… who wouldn’t?

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Mr. Puberty 2012/07/06

I’m inventing puberty pills!
They will beat the glittering poop pills!

(And run them out of business)

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jim 2012/12/05

your retarded..

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Chad 2012/12/05

I don’t think I even need to say anything here.

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Valerie 2012/12/05

Nope.

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Grammar Nazi 2012/12/07

*You’re

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daniel kohler 2012/12/05

Literally money down the drain

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bitches 2012/12/06

HAHAHAHAHAHA. you funny.

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Clarrisa Explains it.... 2012/12/09

New term on literally Shitting Gold

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Doctor 2012/12/09

This can’t be good for the digestive system.

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Captain Obvious 2012/12/21

Not at all

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PNG 2012/12/09

gold in shit? must be for crap scats

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dammmm 2012/12/13

now i know where all the “cash for gold” is going

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winner 2012/12/14

Surely the easiest way to reach #1 on any rate my poo site.

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Faisal 2012/12/14

Do such sites really exist?

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May 2013/08/25

I have eaten the golden pills and also the diamond ones. I brought them from India already many years ago. The idea of it originally is – and this receipe is over 5000 years old – you burn the gold or diamond powder in a high temperature with other herbs many hindreds of times. Then get this medicine. Which balances automatically all other stuff in your body and prolongs the life. Its not that you shit it out. Actually it all stays in your body for years.

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