Want a multi purpose piece of man cave furniture that won’t give you cancer or cause a huge uproar with suburban moms? Then the Blandito is for you: use it for any form of lounging or wanking, since it’s easily convertible into dozens of furniture configurations. The name is absolutely ridiculous, but in my head it’s a combination of ‘blanket’ and ‘burrito,’ and those are some of my favourite things.
Blandito – Transformable Furniture Pad for Lazy Living
The idea behind the Blandito is actually a great one- Imagine a sofa… but “what if this sofa had no legs? Neither arms, nor back? If it was a big pillow? And if this pillow could be folded, wrapped, twisted as much as you like? And if it was 360° useful?” The fuzzy mattress features a flexible frame, so there’s absolutely nothing in it that can cause discomfort. And on the chance that you do terrible things on it, or spill your nachos and Mountain Dew Code Red, the cover can be taken off and is machine washable. I especially like their marketing strategies with suggestive wording- either you’re happily shacked up getting all the sex, or SO ALONE. Don’t worry, your giant skinned Muppet will hug you to sleep.