Life Advice

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When I’m walking down the street, people often stop me to ask a simple question; “Chad, how is that you shower in such a quick and efficient manner? Please, oh wise one, fill me with your knowledge, like a bishop fills his disciple with…”. I always tell them the same thing, to follow the Submariner Shower (SS) method of getting clean. No, I’m not talking about the Waffen SS, all though I’m sure they were a hygienic bunch as well.

No, instead I’m talking about a concept that my doctor (an ex-submarine crew member) explained to me, and that I gave a phony-baloney name to sound shrewd. The SS method of showering follows the notion that people, as a general rule, are

Over the years I’ve tried all manner of “to-do” apps and time management systems. I’ve also read dozens of books on getting things done, forming positive habits, and avoiding procrastination. Hell, I’ve even written a few articles on the subject myself. You see, self improvement is kind of a hobby for me. I’m always on the lookout for new and creative ways to make better use of my time, and avoid stupid shit like biting at my fingers.

What I’ve realized, though, is that many of these systems and apps are missing a key secret ingredient. They often rely on a person to remain motivated on their own, without any external reason to do so. I mean, sure…

I absolutely love the TED Foundation and the videos they post, especially when they relate to topics that are directly applicable to my life. Many of the videos showcase new breakthroughs in genetics, and quantum physics, and a slew of other interesting but expansive topics, but that’s knot the case with this talk. In this video, we’re shown how to do a simple task that most of us have taken for granted; tying our shoes.

The suggestion that Terry is about to show you is very minor, but believe me… it makes a big difference. I think you’re going to be

Say one thing for Chadrock Ninefingers, say he obsesses over organizing things.

Since I was but a wee lad, I’ve had an obsession with optimizing and organizing. Whether it’s finding the best way to fold my t-shirts, or tricks to keep myself on track while preparing for a trip, I obsess over every detail – much to the dismay of my girlfriend. But this obsession often comes in handy, and today I’m going to share a few examples of how you can use a simple household restraint… er, item, to organize your cables, kitchen sink, and