Claycat’s Hitman: Absolution – “Sexy” Cat Nuns Attack!

A few months ago, IO Interactive performed a hilariously terrible marketing blunder. They released a video featuring sexy, scantily clad nuns getting strangled and shot by Agent 47, and in the process pissed off a whole lot of people, myself included. It wasn’t until IO announced the return of David Bateson that I forgave them, and until today, I had almost forgotten about the whole thing.

This morning, something changed… there was a certain magic in the air, and I knew that something special was going to happen. I gleefully leapt out of bed, checked my phone, and noticed something wonderful… magical even. Lee Hardcastle aka Claycat – creator of some of my favorite claymation videos – has released a new piece of work, and for Hitman: Absolution no less!

Unfortunately it lacks the voice of Mr. Bateson, but it does have a whole lot of cats!

Claycat’s Agent 47 – Killing Feline Nuns

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There’s something extremely satisfying about absolutely every video that Claycat releases. They’re fantastic in a way I can scarcely describe, and the meowing gets me every time – much to the dismay of my girlfriend. I can’t even decide exactly why I find them so enchanting. I’m not a cat nut by any stretch of the imagination, and in fact find them rather irritating most of the time. No, I think it lays more in the realm of their awkward movements and strange, cracked out facial expressions, and the sight of seeing non-humans do very human things… like strangle nuns. That’s what people do, at least in the Hitman universe.

Mr. Lee, if you’re reading this, I have only one request for you. Please oh please create a video for Dishonored. I will love you forever. Yours truly, Chad.

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Looking for More?

If you’re interested in seeing more of Claycat’s amazing work, then head over to his official Claycat Cinema website and browse around. He’s created quite a few now, and I assure you… all of them are absolutely amazing.




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