Batman Strokes Crime, and China’s Quality Assurance

Seeing this picture reminded me of a few things. It reminded me of the many afternoons I spent in my information technology class browsing a site full of bootleg action figures, and it reminded me why North American companies need to keep such a keen eye on the quality of goods they have produced overseas.

A Batman Toy Translated By An Idiot

WHEN BEING A CHILD, BRUCE WAYNE HAD
WITNESSES WITH HIS OWN EYES THE FACT HIS
PARENTS OF MILLIONAIRE WERE KILLED CRUELLY,
SO AFFECTED HIS STRONG DESIRE OF REVENGING HIS
PARENTS. HOWEVER, GOD HAD NEVER GIVEN HIM A
CHANCE TO FULFILL HIS WILL. FOLLOWING THE
ADVICE OF RAV AL-GHUL, THE CHIEF OF NINJA
GROUP, BRUCE COME TO GETE, WHICH WAS A CORRUPTED
CITY FILLED WITH VARIOUS CRIME GROUPS. BRUCE
FOUND A BASEMENT UNDER HIS VILLA, IN WHICH THE
EQUIPMENT TURNED HIM INTO ANOTHER PERSON:
SPIDERMAN. WITH THIS MASK, SPIDERMAN STROKE ALL
CRIMINAL ACTIVATES AND CRIMINALS EVERYWHERE,
SUCH AS TOUGON, THE CHIEF OF MAFIA, DOCTOR
JACKSTRAW, THE ABNORMAL DRUG
TRAFFICKER, EVEN A MYSTERIOUS OPPONENTS QUITE
FAMILLIAR WITH HIM———

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Chad is the co-founder of Unfinished Man, a leading men's lifestyle site. He provides straightforward advice on fashion, tech, and relationships based on his own experiences and product tests. Chad's relaxed flair makes him the site's accessible expert for savvy young professionals seeking trustworthy recommendations on living well.

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