I’ve always been a fan of jumping. I think it has something to do with the fact that I have long powerful legs and a genetic disposition that allows me to out-jump all but my fiercest enemies. Enemies such as Athlete Ma Yue, who destroys my already impressive 52″ box jump with his massive freak machine 54″ box jump from a seated position. Ma’s secret? He eats lots and lots of carrots, and rumor has it that Ma is the son of martial artist Jackie Chan. As you can see, the resemblance is striking.
As a wise man once said, the length of your penis is directly proportionate to the height of your jump.