Let me start off by saying, ahahahahahhahahaha.
Okay, that’s better. Yeah… I don’t know, man, something about video game inspired clothing cracks me up, especially when it just kind of, you know… looks like regular clothing. This Watch Dogs Collections by Frank & Oak is in no way any different, which is what makes it worthy of our apathy. I can’t say I scorn it exactly, because it just looks like regular, non Watch Dogs clothing.
Check this out…
Apparently not even this model wanted to be seen wearing this stuff, and I can’t say I blame him. V-Neck? Check. A fabric color called “military?” Check. Douchiness confirmed!
I don’t have much more to rail against because, as I’ve said, there’s absolutely nothing special or even vaguely unique about the Watch Dogs Collection by Frank & Oak. Believe me, I say that as someone who is really quite excited about Watch Dogs. I’ll be playing it the moment I’m able, though probably not while wearing these fine garments.
If you’re interested in checking out a few equally pointless clothing lines, there’s a collection of Deus Ex clothing and Hitman clothing – the latter being quite hilarious. Be sure to watch the video; it’s a few minutes of a man pouting underwater and making frowny faces. Great stuff!
Watch Dogs Clothing
Oh, right, you probably want to see the entire Watch Dogs Collection. You can check that out here, and if you want an even bigger laugh, head over to the official Ubisoft store and see what clothes they’re offering. I highly recommend the Aiden Pierce Leather Jacket; you’ll be the envy of all your friends, guaranteed.
Oh, and don’t hesitate to leave me a comment below. I may be harsh, but it’s just because I love Watch Dogs so damn much. Yeah…
