The Best Men’s Divorce Cakes

cake with woman going down on man in hot tub
Blowjob cake? Blowjob cake.

Considering 46% of marriages in the United States end in divorce, this whole divorce cake trend is one that’s probably only going to get more popular. If you haven’t yet seen a bride cake topper bludgeoning a groom to death, surrounded by a puddle of strawberry jam, you’re missing out. It seems strange to celebrate a divorce, but let’s get serious; delicious cake helps fix everything. Initially, it seemed like most cakes were centered around the woman murdering her useless husband, but these days, guys are starting to get their own tasty, tasty jabs in. While it’s a lamentable fact, let’s celebrate being single and unattached (or keep dreaming on, if you’re already hitched) by collecting the best of men’s divorce cakes.

man pushes woman off top of divorce cake
"It wasn't me."
man kicks woman off top of divorce cake
In bad 'taste'? Never.
divorce cake that says love sux
Just in case there isn't enough douchebag on your shirt.
divorce cake with guns
Keeping it classy.
divorce cake with ring coffin
Comes complete with tiny coffin for the ring.
divorce cake crushing woman while man dances happily
Dancing for joy on her corpse.
divorce cupcake with axes on it
Pretty clear message, I'd say.
cupcakes with edible knives and blood.
Murder cakes.
man pulling woman by foot on divorce cake
Just taking out the garbage.
beheaded bride cake topper
Okay, so it's just a topper and not the whole cake- I'd say it gets the point across.
You'll be ok dude breakup cake
Bro love in cake form.

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