Rock a Mullet with the Mullet Headband


We’ve brought you some pretty whacky stuff over the last couple of years (i.e. the handerpants, glitter poop, undercap, and much more), now you can add this whacky gift idea to your list.  The Mullet Headband!!  It’s probably the most useful whacky thing we’ve written about, I mean who doesn’t want “business in the front, party in the back!”?

Unlike the original mullet haircut from the 60’s and 70’s, the Mullet Headband can be taken off when you don’t need to be too cool, because we all know how cool mullets make you and most people can’t handle that much coolness all the time.  Why do you think mullets are not common anymore?  Because they were too cool!

With this mullet on the go, you instantly become a chic magnet and become the alpha male.  You became the guy that all the girls want to be with and all the guys want to be like.  So do you want to be the center of attention at parties, when you’re at the gym, or even at a club?  The Mullet Headband is the perfect accessory for you, don’t delay order today for the low introductory price of $9.95 – this price won’t last for very long.  You better hurry, these things are flying off the shelves; operators are standing by to take your order.  But wait, there’s more, if you order within the next 5 minutes, we’ll throw in a free

Buy It:  $9.95

Mullet Headband

mullet on the go, fake mullet


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