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Want to get a hold of us? Send us an email using the form below. You can contact us individually by selecting our names, or if you’re not sure who to speak with, you can select General Inquiries. We’re no longer signing autographs, but if you’re interested in sending us praise or photos of your girlfriend, here’s the place to do it.

If you’re looking for advertising rates or more information about advertising with us, please head over to our advertising page.

Please be as descriptive as possible, and we’ll do our best to reply within 48 hours.

Questions? Read Me First…

  • We love hearing from you guys, but before you send us a message, have a look here to see if we’ve answered your question already.

Will you review my product?

  • We can’t guarantee it, but we’re certainly willing to hear what you have to say. When you send us your pitch, please try and be descriptive as possible! We get dozens of these requests a day, and obviously we can’t (and aren’t interested) in reviewing absolutely everything that comes our way.

Do you offer advertising?

  • Yes we do, please head over to the aforementioned advertising page for more details about the various options that we offer here.

I’ve got a great SEO service…

  • I’m sure you do, but kindly keep it to yourself. We have absolutely no interest in anyone who claims they can get us to the first page of Google using their magical service and or product.

Are you looking for new writers?

  • Not currently, but if that ever changes, we’ll be sure to let everyone know. Keep an eye on this space for further updates.

You guys are awesome, can I send you a photo of my girlfriend?

  • Thank you, and yes, absolutely. We’re big fans of that sort of thing.